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Fermanagh, Northern Ireland
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August 2006
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About me

I was born in the early 1700s under a rock. I'm 11ft 45in tall. I'm currently the prince of Cuba. I can speak 250,000 languages and am very good at sports. I've starred in 9million films, all of which were about flying unicorns. My best friend is a tree and drinking water gets me drunk. I also make up ridiculously inaccurate pieces of information about my life in a pathetic attempt to be funny.

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