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Quote: Leevil the Sandwich Monster @ May 30, 2007, 2:39 PM

I'm already off to Aus to find Ellie.

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I'm waiting Leevil!! Where are you!?

I'm stood behind you, nice bum.

Boo!

Sorry - were you talking to me there Leevil?

I'm sat down at a computer...you must be staring at Alyce the sexy secretary...she has got a nice bum!

I'm back online!!!!

Nice bums everywhere, it's like a bum heaven.

Have I died?

you've got a pretty nice bum too leevil!

Thanks, I bought it from a joke shop, but the jokes on them.

But does it work?

Very well. It even has a clock built in, so it doesn't fall asleep if I'm sat down for too long.

This is SO good. I`m biting my knuckles with anticipation...

of what, my arse alarm?

Nooo. Something else...

Ooh what, you got me all excited now!

It's not hard is it?!