Quote: Jonny S @ May 17, 2007, 12:54 PM

Anyway, welcome to the forum Chiaroscuro, hope you enjoy every aspect of it, i know i am.

(by the way, i had to copy and paste your name, i hope you don't feel put off by that...its a nice name)

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Hi Jonny S. I'm a big fan of copying and pasting so I don't mind at all. Call me what you like. Well, within reason.

Quote: ajp29 @ May 17, 2007, 2:50 PM

I love cats thats one of mine

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Welcome to the BSG. You have to be delusional to be a writer so you'd probably be good at it. Apprentice was great last night. Especially Trey (or Tray or Tres or however you spelll it). That guy is hilarious.

Adam

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Lovely cat!

Agree about Tre (think that's how it's spelt). I thought he was going to be a right berk at first but his comments are so funny.

Quote: Lewis Roberts @ May 17, 2007, 7:47 PM

Hello there, welcome to the site and stay about the place. If you don't i will get angry, and you won't like me when i'm angry, i get all angry and turn really angry, so unless you don't want me to get angry stay around, o did i metion welcome to the site.

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Hi Lewis. I'll be sure to stick around - don't want you going all Bruce Banner on us.

Quote: Chiaroscuro @ May 16, 2007, 8:58 PM

I like cats, I don't like people who don't.

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Then you're alright by me. Welcome.

Quote: Jonny S @ May 17, 2007, 12:54 PM

Speaking of volcano adverts, have you seen the new volvic advert were the volcano has the voice of Matt Berry (Dr.Sanchez/Darkplace), although the T-Rex isn't that funny, I could watch the talking volcano all day.

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Love that ad. Nice break from the patronising norm.

Quote: Chiaroscuro @ May 17, 2007, 7:44 PM

Thanks for the tip.

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No. Seriously. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. (She claims she's not a fan of fanny, but I don't believe her.)

Quote: Leevil @ May 16, 2007, 10:38 PM

You sad bastard! - Oh wait!

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Hahah-... Oh. Yeah.

Quote: Aaron @ May 18, 2007, 4:28 PM

Then you're alright by me. Welcome.

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Thank you, kind sir. I realise that mentioning I like cats and don't like Lost could alienate quite a few people, but as this isn't Digital Spy I hope they'll still talk to me.

No. Seriously. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. (She claims she's not a fan of fanny, but I don't believe her.)

I've seen some of her posts. I think she's just trying to cover up the fact she's actually very shy.

Lol. You saying shes putting on a front? Please don't make me think of her front...

Quote: Leevil @ May 18, 2007, 6:48 PM

Lol. You saying shes putting on a front? Please don't make me think of her front...

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Ahhh, I think you're just trying to goad her now.

Don't ever go down dark alleys when Charley is around, i heard she has one eye and dribbles venom, she has twelve inch teeth and loves to sink them into a twelve inch.....to be continued.

I didn't mention I like Absolutely in my introduction! How could I forget that? Oh I am ashamed. I'm going to shut myself in a dark room and chant Calum Gilhooley for the entire weekend.

Ah yes - Callum Gilhoolie. I remember him well.

What about Shadwell and his Sheeellllves.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 18, 2007, 8:07 PM

Ah yes - Callum Gilhoolie. I remember him well.

What about Shadwell and his Sheeellllves.

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Sorry to be a pedant but it was Denzil and his sheeellllves. Shadwell was on Naked Video. However, yes, incredibly funny - one of my favourites is when Gwynedd thinks she's pregnant:

"Gwynnedd: Denzil I am going to have a baby.

Denzil (not pleased): Eeaugh!

Gwynnedd: Yes, Denzil - eeaugh! I am seventeen years pregnant.

Denzil: Seventeen years pregnant! Gwynnedd, if you have been pregnant for 17 years you must have noticed something unusual, like morning sickness?

Gwynnedd: I did. But I put that down to waking up in the same bed as you.

Denzil: All right, Gwynnedd, all right. Well. If you are going to be a mother then I must must be a -

Gwynnedd: Git

Denzil: No, Gwynnedd. A father.

Gwynnedd: Oh no, Denzil. Don't worry. You are not the father. Nobody are the father. Nobody have touched me. It are a miracle.

Denzil: No, Gwynnedd. It are not a miracle. What would have been a miracle would be if somebody had touched you."

Bloody brilliant.

PS - Thought I'd broken the forum last night. I kept geting a page with about three lines saying something SQL and not connecting.

Sorry - I probably did get it wrong.

But Morwenna IS class. She deserves a Ladyhood or something - a Dame maybe but I don't think she's old enough for that.

Aha! I have returned. Haven't been able to get on here for aaaages. Has it been broken or have you all just been hiding and sniggering at me?

No - but it probably hasn't changed a great deal.

No it hasn't been broken or no you haven't been sniggering? Or both?