And dont just say me.
Elton John taking his head off with a rusty nailed golf club.
One implement, one wound, one person
Huh? Wouldn't this me more suited in General Discussion?
One blade of grass, one broken leg, Ronaldo.
One Jack Danny, One bus. Victoria. Beckham.
*Ding Dong. OPen wide the bus is a coming. 70mph, with several bastard celebs on board*
Wouldn't she swallow the bus with her Jack Danny?
Yep and she would go kerBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! 
Big vat of acid. Lowered slowly into. Jade Goody.
Quote: charley rance @ May 3, 2007, 10:51 PMOne Jack Danny, One bus. Victoria. Beckham.
*Ding Dong. OPen wide the bus is a coming. 70mph, with several bastard celebs on board*
Bastards celebs? That's fairly specific. You've really thought this through Charley.
Quote: Martin Holmes @ May 3, 2007, 10:34 PMHuh? Wouldn't this me more suited in General Discussion?
Yes it would. I've now moved it there. Could people try and keep this Writers Discussion forum just for comedy writing related stuff - thanks.
Ok on the bus will be 7 famous dwarves because very very tiny people make me ick. They SCARE me.
Lead pipe. Applied liberal to head. Professor Plum.
Ricky Gervais - The Office Bonus disk (contradiction in terms surely?) - Eternal forced repeats until declared clinically brain dead.
Not sure he already isn't...
Hmm. I'm going to go for the entire cabinet (they're as good as one person) and a bazooka.
I'd like to hit Lilly Allan over the head with a monkey.
I'd like to sneeze a fatal virus under Mr Bean's nostrils. (As long as I didn't actually have the fatal virus myself. He's not worth it.)
