Quote: Andrew M Bedell @ March 7, 2008, 11:52 AM

Crazy frog
Repeats on TV
Rain on days of
Work
Delayed planes
The early morning alarm
Traffic jams
Late busses
People who talk in the cinema.
Fad diets
Crap number one’s
Call centres
Z list celebrities
Wrong movie reviews- if they say its good
I expect it to be!
Misleading headlines
People with clip boards in town
Ann Robinson wearing black and
Pretending to be scary on Weakest link
But then wearing pastel colours and being all smiles
On Test the nation. We know it’s
An act Ann.
Inaudible platform announcements
The price of sandwiches
Spots
1% interest
slugs eating your garden
bottled water
adverts
shopping trolleys with a wobbly wheel.
high street prices
viruses on my computer
people who make speech marks with
their fingers when talking.
inappropriate magazines in waiting rooms
No pudding
Housework
The price of stamps
No NHS dentists
Only a handful of checkouts open
In the supermarket
Standing up on public transport
Because all the seats are taken
Random breathe tests
The cost of living
Stamp duty
Time wasters
Being gazumped
Stupid people
Con men
Not being able to make
People laugh
Grey hairs
My feeble brain
Being poor
bleeping the fxxxxxg swearing on TV after the watershed.

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You're an angry little man.

Although I agree with most of that!

It's not anger, Ellie. It's a grasp on reality. People oblivious to the world we live in, mentioning no names Ruby, dismiss it as bitterness!

Aaron has spoken!

Quote: Andrew M Bedell @ March 7, 2008, 11:52 AM

bleeping the fxxxxxg swearing on TV after the watershed.

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Ohmygodyes.

If I sit down to watch an 11pm showing of Shaun of The Dead on the telly one more time and they f**king dub out Nick saying 'Can I get any of you c**ts a drink? (my favourite line in the whole film) I will implode from pure rage.

Agreed.

Has anyone ever heard the word c**t spoken on TV at any time? I think it may actually be the only word which is still considered 'unacceptable'.

They say it on Curb Your Enthusiasm quite a lot.

Rome. First time I ever heard word said by an actor was Newsrevue and it was my sketch. Slightly surreal!!!!

Quote: Andrew M Bedell @ March 7, 2008, 11:52 AM

Crazy frog
Repeats on TV
Rain on days of
Work
Delayed planes
The early morning alarm
Traffic jams
Late busses
People who talk in the cinema.
Fad diets
Crap number one’s
Call centres
Z list celebrities
Wrong movie reviews- if they say its good
I expect it to be!
Misleading headlines
People with clip boards in town
Ann Robinson wearing black and
Pretending to be scary on Weakest link
But then wearing pastel colours and being all smiles
On Test the nation. We know it’s
An act Ann.
Inaudible platform announcements
The price of sandwiches
Spots
1% interest
slugs eating your garden
bottled water
adverts
shopping trolleys with a wobbly wheel.
high street prices
viruses on my computer
people who make speech marks with
their fingers when talking.
inappropriate magazines in waiting rooms
No pudding
Housework
The price of stamps
No NHS dentists
Only a handful of checkouts open
In the supermarket
Standing up on public transport
Because all the seats are taken
Random breathe tests
The cost of living
Stamp duty
Time wasters
Being gazumped
Stupid people
Con men
Not being able to make
People laugh
Grey hairs
My feeble brain
Being poor
bleeping the fxxxxxg swearing on TV after the watershed.

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Is that a Radiohead song?

Quote: Aaron @ March 7, 2008, 3:46 PM

Has anyone ever heard the word c**t spoken on TV at any time? I think it may actually be the only word which is still considered 'unacceptable'.

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Any one remember Book Club which was shown on channel 4 a couple of years ago. One week the mute c**t which was said once the next week they said it about 7 times in a row without the bleep and this was at 9:30 on a Friday. I think the producers can get away with it if its (I hate this c**ting word) 'integral' to the plot/joke/scene. Otherwise i think they can't.

Quote: ajp29 @ March 7, 2008, 8:22 PM

Otherwise i think they c**t.

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Long lists piss me off!

Quote: Aaron @ March 7, 2008, 2:00 PM

It's not anger, Ellie. It's a grasp on reality. People oblivious to the world we live in, mentioning no names Ruby, dismiss it as bitterness!

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It's not my fault you have NO SOUL.

New one to add. Other peoples stupid paranoia. It just turns them into needy, insenitive cretins who I don't have time for. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF.

That is all.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ March 7, 2008, 9:27 PM

It's not my fault you have NO SOUL.

New one to add. Other peoples stupid paranoia. It just turns them into needy, insenitive cretins who I don't have time for. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF.

That is all.

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Sorry but I've had a week of it and quite frankly, I'm sick of it!

There is only so much a care bear can take before even that goes postal!

Can you note the fact I think you're wonderful before you shoot up the place