Quote: zooo @ January 8 2010, 7:28 PM GMTHaha! Someone said that to me the other day and I laughed because I couldn't help 'hearing' it in his voice... I have sewious weservations.
I got the Bang, Bang DVD for Christmas and, unfortunately, I'm finding I'm saying it at every possible occasion (e.g. I have serious reservations in doing the washing up).
Bernard Black:
"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."
The IT Crowd:
"Damn these electrical sex pants."
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 9 2010, 1:19 PM GMTBernard Black:
"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."
Bernard Black is god.
I like "Loverly Jubberly" from Only Fools, "My Arse" from The Royle Family, "Language, Timothy" from Sorry, "You dirty-minded cow" from Birds OF A Feather and "I'm Free!" from Are You Being Served?
Chandler Bing:
"Well aren't you a treat."
I find myself saying that a lot.
"She is the name of my wife, but not in f**k"
Granted it's not a phrase I use often.
Wolves did it!
Quote: Swiss Zepplin @ January 9 2010, 4:26 PM GMTWolves did it!
Now that one is very useful.
Peep Show:
"I'm not a paedo, I'm definitely not a paedo"
My tits ... are ON FIRE! (The IT Crowd)
You're so far in the closet you're meeting Aslan ... AND SUCKING HIS COCK! (Two Pints)
Now I must warn you; I Febreezed the gusset, but it's still a little haddocky. (Coming Of Age)
I am not a stereotype! Now leesen very carefully, I shall say zis only wance. (Coming Of Age)
And of course...
German Guest: Stop talking about the war.
Basil: You started it!
German: No we didn't!
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!
Many phrases from this series.
ALLO x
In Absolutely Fabulous when Sarah (Titty Kah Kah or however you spell it) is asking Saffy if she's tried alcohol:
"You should try it sometime, last night(maybe week) at a party - I drank a whole can!"
Love it.
That and when Patsy sells Saffy to the white slave trade on a trip to Morrocco and she and Eddie have a conversation
Eddie - "She might live in painful servitude all(for the rest of) her life"
Patsy - "Well nothing is certain"
From the IT Crowd:
Moss: If you were a murderer, what would your nickname be? Mine would be 'The Gardener', because I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime.
Roy: What would your murder weapon be?
Moss: A hammer.
"....has been cancelled because it's rubbish and nobody watched it, the BBC apolgises."
At the end of 2point4 Children once there was a fake announcement
"You may like to know that no episodes at all of 2point4 Children are available on a BBC video"
Talk about predicting the future.....