Julius Caesar:
Friends, Romans...
BLOKE STOOD NEXT TO HIM:
Countrymen.
Julius Caesar:
I know!
Ah, I do love the Carry Ons.
Best lines from the Carry Ons Page 2
Charlie Muggins: Hello. What's a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?
Girl with cow: I'm taking her to the bull.
Charlie Muggins: Well couldn't your father do that?
Girl with cow: No it must be the bull.
Carry on Camping.
On browsing the postcard stand in a monastery gift shop...
Joan: Oo, I like this one of the monks doing their laundry.
Anthea: Oo, lovely!
Bernie: I suppose that's where they get rid of their dirty habits.
Quote: Aaron @ September 24 2009, 2:18 PM BSTOn browsing the postcard stand in a monastery gift shop...
Joan: Oo, I like this one of the monks doing their laundry.
Anthea: Oo, lovely!
Bernie: I suppose that's where they get rid of their dirty habits.
That's a real groaner 
Babs: Are you going to stay with us all the time?
Jim Tanner: Oh yeah, I go all the way!
Babs: Oh I bet you do...
Quote: Tuumble @ September 24 2009, 2:35 PM BSTThat's a real groaner
Mr. Short: Miss Dobbin, what's the meaning of this?
Miss Dobbin: I'm sorry sir but the gentlemen kept touching things.
Charlie Muggins: Yes she was showing me how to stick the pole up.
I tried it once but I didn't like it.
Your only child I presume lol.
From Carry on Screaming
Bung, a Police Detective (Harry H Corbett) is interviewing a man (Jim Dale) whose girlfriend has dissapeared. Fellow Detective Slowbottom (Peter Butterworth) is making notes
Bung: What was she wearing
Man: A green dress
Bung: (To Slowbottom) did you get that down?
Man: No Sir, I've only known her a year.
Kenneth Williams form Camping-
Pole-up now, bunkup later
Det Sgt. Bung: A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts.
Dr. Watt: Oh? Whereabouts?
Det Sgt. Bung: Hereabouts.
Albert: At ten o'clock.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or thereabouts.
Constable Slobotham: In this vicinity.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or roundabouts.
Constable Slobotham: We're police officers.
Albert: Or layabouts.
Carry on Screaming.
whats 'Matron, I was once a weak man' from, Carry On Doctor I think
Quote: Richard Wells @ September 25 2009, 1:58 PM BSTDet Sgt. Bung: A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts.
Dr. Watt: Oh? Whereabouts?
Det Sgt. Bung: Hereabouts.
Albert: At ten o'clock.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or thereabouts.
Constable Slobotham: In this vicinity.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or roundabouts.
Constable Slobotham: We're police officers.
Albert: Or layabouts.Carry on Screaming.
I was trying to remember the words and you have rewarded me!
Carry on Screaming is fantastic in every way.
Valeria: Inspector Bung? what a fitting name.