Quote: Chappers @ 25th March 2019, 9:58 PM
I see that England played Montenegro tonight. Surely to be politically correct should it not be Monte-of colour?
I used to have a black friend whose name was Monty.
I also simultaneously had a white friend whose name was Monty.
In order to distinguish between them when referring to them in their absence, I called the white one "Monty Caucasian" and the black one just "Monty".
Initially, I had called the white one just "Monty" and the black one "Monty Python" but then my girlfriend took rather too much of an interest in him so I decided to rethink my naming strategy.