I have received the long-awaited details of the incentives for investing in AFC Wimbledon's new stadium in Plough Lane. It seems that, if I invest £500, I can have my name inscribed on a urinal...
"Once-in-a-lifetime investor perks
AFC Wimbledon would like to offer fans and investors some exclusive investor perks to thank them for supporting their fundraising efforts. Check out a preview of what's on offer below, with more details to follow for each tier when the pitch is launched next week.
All investors will have their names recorded on the Investors Wall in the new Plough Lane stadium.
All investors will be entered into a draw to have the new Plough Lane stadium named after them for one of five league matches in the stadium's first season.
AFC Wimbledon Commemorative Scarf
An individual brick plaque in the new stadium
£250 All of the above
Two tickets for one league home game in the stadium's first season
£500 All of the above
Your choice of name on the steps leading up to the stadium
Your choice of name on a turnstile, urinal, beer tap, screen, or EPOS till
£1,000 All of the above
Hospitality upgrade on the two league home game tickets
£5,0000 All of the above
Hospitality upgrade and two extra league home game tickets
Your choice of name on toilet block, food, beverage or merchandise kiosk
£10,000 All of the above
Your choice of name on a changing room seat
Watch a first-team training session and have lunch with the players
£20,000 All of the above
Lunch with the manager and player of your choice
Your choice of (non-business) name on the stadium during first season (limited availability)
£50,000 All of the above
Round of golf with the manager and club legend or 1:1 training session
Become a Club Patron
£100K+ All of the above
Travel with the team for an away match of your choice inc. overnight stay
Become a Vice President of AFC Wimbledon"