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Rood Eye

  • Tuesday 2nd July 2019, 9:55am
  • England
  • 3,248 posts
Quote: chipolata @ 2nd July 2019, 9:31 AM

Joking aside, I do blame you entirely, Rood, for turning the BCG into sausage town!

Yes, I also started the French Revolution and assassinated JFK.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go down to the cellar and feed Suzy Lamplugh.

Laughing out loud

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 2nd July 2019, 10:21pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,579 posts
Quote: chipolata @ 2nd July 2019, 9:31 AM

Joking aside, I do blame you entirely, Rood, for turning the BCG into sausage town!

Surely that would attract more!

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chipolata

  • Wednesday 3rd July 2019, 9:30am
  • England
  • 29,834 posts

It's not quality sausage, though, is it? It's mechanically recovered from the floor of the slaughterhouse. It's bristle and snout and rectum.

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Rood Eye

  • Wednesday 3rd July 2019, 10:53am
  • England
  • 3,248 posts
Quote: chipolata @ 3rd July 2019, 9:30 AM

It's not quality sausage, though, is it? It's mechanically recovered from the floor of the slaughterhouse. It's bristle and snout and rectum.

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Billy Bunter

  • Wednesday 3rd July 2019, 6:52pm
  • The Sussex Coast, England
  • 1,006 posts
Quote: Rood Eye @ 2nd July 2019, 9:55 AM

Yes, I also started the French Revolution and assassinated JFK.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go down to the cellar and feed Suzy Lamplugh.

Laughing out loud

Police investigating the disappearance of estate agent Suzy Lamplugh are searching land in Worcestershire after receiving "new information".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-48859507

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Chappers

  • Wednesday 3rd July 2019, 6:53pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,579 posts

So Rood did it and the Police have rumbled you because you admitted it here online!

If we don't hear from Rood for a while then we'll know why.

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TheBlueNun

  • Friday 13th September 2019, 4:31pm
  • London, United Kingdom
  • 2,537 posts

I've not got a sausage (well, only via marriage) and I post here and there. I must boot up the Asus and start contributing more as I have a shedload of opinions and a garage full of dreams.

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Rood Eye

  • Friday 13th September 2019, 4:46pm
  • England
  • 3,248 posts
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 13th September 2019, 4:31 PM

boot up the Asus

A boot up the Asus is something every writer needs from time to time! Laughing out loud

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Firkin

  • Friday 13th September 2019, 4:52pm [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
  • 750 posts

Welcome back TheBlueNun, your shed full of opinions will be gratefully received, we need the variety. Wave

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Paul Wimsett

  • Friday 13th September 2019, 6:23pm [Edited]
  • Folkestone, United Kingdom
  • 3,256 posts

Please don't drive the nun away! Welcome back!

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DaButt

  • Friday 13th September 2019, 7:31pm
  • The Lone Star State, United States
  • 13,644 posts
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 13th September 2019, 4:31 PM

I've not got a sausage (well, only via marriage) and I post here and there.

I'm getting ready to have my first stab at making sausages in a few minutes. Hopefully they'll turn out ok.

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Rood Eye

  • Friday 13th September 2019, 8:08pm
  • England
  • 3,248 posts
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 13th September 2019, 6:23 PM

Please don't drive the nun away!

I might make a few nun-based jokes but don't worry: I won't get into the habit. Laughing out loud

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Friday 13th September 2019, 11:30pm
  • England
  • 16,533 posts
Quote: Chappers @ 3rd July 2019, 6:53 PM

So Rood did it and the Police have rumbled you because you admitted it here online!

If we don't hear from Rood for a while then we'll know why.

We live in hope.

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A Horseradish

  • Tuesday 17th September 2019, 9:47am [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
  • 6,724 posts

Welcome back The Blue Nun.

Welcome back Gerry - I didn't realise you were in the fantasy football this year until I saw your name today at the top of the list. You have a secret potion.

Welcome back me and Clara Rockmore who I have managed to connect to across the ether so that she now plays the theremin in my right shoulder but only on the days when my ejaculations are minimal.

Welcome back Hercules........in your case, it feels delightfully that you have never been away.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Tuesday 17th September 2019, 10:17am
  • England
  • 16,533 posts

Thank you Horse, and welcome back to you, and Blue Nun of course.

Yes, Gerry has been in the FFPL for as long as I can remember.