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Are you soul men?

Are you in any way related to Chas and Dave?

If so can I book you for a party on August 15th? I'll pay a pony and as much jellied eels you can get down your gregory.

:)

Hi

We are brothers of course!

Well know but gercha! a pint of courage best! We could go snooker loopy of course!

I am that mysterious writer who's had stuff on their show!

It's pretty decent/professional show. And a much easier broadcast credit then queuing up with the several thousand other writers trying to get on Radio 7 at 2 in the morning for 3 seconds. Or trying to get into the master class with Dave Mitchell, when frankly they'll probably just substitute him with an angry tramp. And if you want to get some of your longer, more character based stuff as a pretty professional product it can't be beaten.

I mean I got Sir Saffron recorded and who else was going to record that master piece of true love and horse abuse?

Thanks big man

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 5 2009, 4:16 PM GMT

Are you in any way related to Chas and Dave?

If so can I book you for a party on August 15th? I'll pay a pony and as much jellied eels you can get down your gregory.

:)

You're having a laugh. Chas 'n; Dave are far more expensive than that. My friends tried to get them for their wedding reception. It was more like 2 grand and 6 litres of vodka.

Didn't they used to torture people with spoons for the Krays?

Quote: sootyj @ March 5 2009, 4:47 PM GMT

Didn't they used to torture people with spoons for the Krays?

As far as I'm aware, their instruments of torture are a piano and a guitar!

I thankeeewww!

we do could do some chas and Dave stuff of course.... and I could do my cockney wanker walk!

Quote: Afinkawan @ March 5 2009, 4:45 PM GMT

You're having a laugh. Chas 'n; Dave are far more expensive than that. My friends tried to get them for their wedding reception. It was more like 2 grand and 6 litres of vodka.

Is that all? Mmmm, I might book them for the next family knees up.

Quote: Sam Morgan @ March 5 2009, 4:51 PM GMT

we do could do some chas and Dave stuff of course.... and I could do my cockney wanker walk!

Would that work on the radio? :)

I could write you some Chas & Dave sketches if you like? A series of sketches all about Chas & Dave trying different business ventures; eg Chas & Daves' Undertakers - (your loved one's coffin burnt on Romney Marshes to the strains of Gertcha). Chas & Daves' fashion emporium - selling only braces and collarless shirts. Chas & Dave's pyschotherapy service - their sole advice is to get down to Margate for the day.

I think it has legs...

Only found this (note 'senior member')

http://www.xboxprimetime.com/everything-else/36-sam-dave-show-new-series.html

Just to say thank you for the wonderful response so far, we are still looking for more writers, and look forward to hearing from you.

Sam

Quote: Sam Morgan @ March 6 2009, 9:33 AM GMT

Just to say thank you for the wonderful response so far,

You're welcome. (I understand that solely refers to my Chas & Dave posts?)

In fact I've been working all night on some more Chas & Dave ideas;

Chas & Dave:The Movie (Chas & Dave have to dress up as nurses to hide from East End gangsters and yardies after witnessing a crime)

Chas & Dave: The Opera (Chas loves Dave, but Dave is betrothed to a consumptive Japanese prossie. Chas commits suicide and Dave is taken to Valhalla by a team of valkyries.)

Chas & Dave: Fly on the Wall of their drum (reality show following chas & Daves' daily lives - making tea, showering, playing snooker, trips to Margate, buy Lotto tickets, etc)

I'm sending them out to production companies forth with. Wish me luck!

Chas and Rave?

After murdering Dave Chas carries on playing annoying East End classics with his enw partner. A 50,000 strong illegal dance party in a field in Kent. Ez does it!

Chas and Daveheart?

Can Chas and Dave liberate Scotland from the perfidious English.

Chas and Knave.

The exiting life of an eastend pub group made up of a beardy arse and his 70s porn mag.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 6 2009, 9:50 AM GMT

Chas & Dave: The Opera (Chas loves Dave, but Dave is betrothed to a consumptive Japanese prossie. Chas commits suicide and Dave is taken to Valhalla by a team of valkyries.)

Sitcom Trials. Why wouldn't that work on stage??? In particular, I look forward to half/quarter of the stage being roped off by a cardboard Valhalla...

Ches & Dave. After their career stoops to even further lows, Chesney Hawkes and David Van Day start a tribute band to the 'Snooker Loopey Rabbit' boys.

Dan