I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,199

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 23 2013, 5:01 PM BST

Holy shit! Brian Butterfield's been sent down!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-businessman-james-mccormick-found-guilty-of-selling-fake-bomb-detectors-8584621.html

I don't get it. Shouldn't the military have, like, checked to see if these things worked? What else have they got that hasn't been checked?

OH MY GOD !

NOOOOO !

Somebody tell me it isn't true !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2013/04/24/chart-toppers-jls-announce-split-2/

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 24 2013, 11:14 AM BST

OH MY GOD !

NOOOOO !

Somebody tell me it isn't true !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2013/04/24/chart-toppers-jls-announce-split-2/

Don't know them...but by the looks of 'em they must have been a classy roots rock band with no commercial interest.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ April 24 2013, 11:23 AM BST

Don't know them...but by the looks of 'em they must have been a classy roots rock band with no commercial interest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSryWcRD_tw

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 24 2013, 11:28 AM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSryWcRD_tw

Hmmm, I^m not able to watch that video in my country...but I'm sure I don't miss much.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ April 24 2013, 11:31 AM BST

Hmmm, I^m not able to watch that video in my country...but I'm sure I don't miss much.

Switzerland is a very civilised country !

From a reply in The Guardian . .

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message JLS are Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

They were my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good

Christ. I wonder what we gave up to Jordan so the Home Sec could keep her job.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-strikes-new-treaty-with-jordan-to-remove-abu-qatada-8586035.html

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 24 2013, 12:48 PM BST

From a reply in The Guardian . .

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message JLS are Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

They were my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good

An ExtraAudenary reply

Quote: Pingl @ April 24 2013, 1:51 PM BST

An ExtraAudenary reply

:D

Giant red ball on tour reaches Paris-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2013/apr/23/giant-red-ball-paris-video

Will it be going to Portmeiron?

Nasa Rovers draw penis on Mars

Image

http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/rude-planet-nasa-rovers-draw-penis-on-mars-1-2907333

Haha!

Charming. That introduces us nicely to other living forms in the Universe.

If it turns out there's intelligent life on Mars this could get quite embarrassing.