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The BCG bar. Page 34

Quote: Lee @ May 10 2013, 10:17 PM BST

No, put it away David, you're scaring the children.

Laughing out loud

OK What is it Lads My round.

Quote: David Smith @ May 10 2013, 10:23 PM BST

OK What is it Lads My round.

A cocktail I think.....Can I have a 'New Thread' please

Unimpressed

Whistling nnocently

God I really really wish I was dead

Quote: lofthouse @ May 10 2013, 10:48 PM BST

God I really really wish I was dead

Have a drink on me, cheer up son, could be worse ;)

No!!!!!

It's the booze that's made me depressed

Don't give me more

Are you trying to kill me??

Murder!

MURDER!!!

Call the militia!!

Go on, Go on, Go On, Go On, Go On.....

Quote: lofthouse @ May 10 2013, 10:52 PM BST

It's the booze that's made me depressed

It's a depressive Lofty...alcohol, our favourite drug.

Well it makes some people happy and silly

Some people get all fighty and nasty

Whereas it makes me want to hack off my head with a carving knife

Stick to soft drinks like me, fifteen years sober now and finally well and truly comfortable with it

Quote: lofthouse @ May 10 2013, 10:57 PM BST

Whereas it makes me want to hack off my head with a carving knife

I think you know what you got to do then Lofty.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 10 2013, 10:57 PM BST

Well it makes some people happy and silly

Some people get all fighty and nasty

Whereas it makes me want to hack off my head with a carving knife

I would advise you to STOP BLOODY DRINKING then.

If no one drank the BCG would just close down at half eleven every night

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