Quote: Lee @ May 10 2013, 10:17 PM BSTNo, put it away David, you're scaring the children.
The BCG bar. Page 34
OK What is it Lads My round.
Quote: David Smith @ May 10 2013, 10:23 PM BSTOK What is it Lads My round.
A cocktail I think.....Can I have a 'New Thread' please
God I really really wish I was dead
Quote: lofthouse @ May 10 2013, 10:48 PM BSTGod I really really wish I was dead
Have a drink on me, cheer up son, could be worse 
No!!!!!
It's the booze that's made me depressed
Don't give me more
Are you trying to kill me??
Murder!
MURDER!!!
Call the militia!!
Go on, Go on, Go On, Go On, Go On.....
Quote: lofthouse @ May 10 2013, 10:52 PM BSTIt's the booze that's made me depressed
It's a depressive Lofty...alcohol, our favourite drug.
Well it makes some people happy and silly
Some people get all fighty and nasty
Whereas it makes me want to hack off my head with a carving knife
Stick to soft drinks like me, fifteen years sober now and finally well and truly comfortable with it
Quote: lofthouse @ May 10 2013, 10:57 PM BSTWhereas it makes me want to hack off my head with a carving knife
I think you know what you got to do then Lofty.
Quote: lofthouse @ May 10 2013, 10:57 PM BSTWell it makes some people happy and silly
Some people get all fighty and nasty
Whereas it makes me want to hack off my head with a carving knife
I would advise you to STOP BLOODY DRINKING then.
If no one drank the BCG would just close down at half eleven every night