Actually, she's the latest Hyperdyne Systems 120-A/2[3] android.
That's her dying.
You can tell her brain's gone already.

TOTFP Bollocks!

I can't work out whether her mum was more proud of her when she was a nurse, or when she had naked photos taken of herself covered in simulated spunk.

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Neither

It was when she taped herself being boned by John Leslie

That is a pretty stupid photo of her. I wonder what the context is?

Maybe they ran some ads for milk in Nuts magazine.

Quote: Ben @ December 10 2012, 6:01 PM GMT

I'd love to lay Abi Titmuss down on a luxurious rug, before stroking her brow tenderly and then smashing her back doors in.

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You're so romantic.

It was from when she was working for the milk marketing board, apparently she alone supplied gold top to West hartlepool

M&S are tarting up their adverts.

I wonder what she's up to now.

something classy?

I don't mind her. She made hay while the sun shone and I hope she invested her money wisely.

I've seen her interviewed a few times and she seems really really nice

That's why I said it was a stupid photo, I definitely think she is better than that and doesn't need to degrade herself in such a way. Whenever I've seen her talk she's one of these glamour models who isn't vacant behind the eyes.

Yeah?

All I see is rivulets of liquid trickling down her firm toned sexy body down to her....

But that's just me

Anyways if that don't float yer boat - how about a pic of her having a poo?

http://www.lucy-pinder.tv/forum/images/misc/other-model-00-00-0-abi-titmuss-826-8630.jpg

Oh yeah.

That's some good dumping.