LOL! Just found this link (apologies if it's been listed b4 here?) but sometimes, it's just so great to view those brilliant lines.
I was writing today about having a bad time and 'projecting' shit elsewhere and it made me think of those great lines in the control room from Steve McCroskey like, 'Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue'
Wow . . 1980 eh! Seems like only 22 years ago 
Beej
Quote: Beej @ October 24 2012, 1:53 PM BSTWow . . 1980 eh! Seems like only 22 years ago
More like 32 if you ask me.
Quote: David Bussell @ October 24 2012, 2:00 PM BSTMore like 32 if you ask me.
I know Dave, it was a joke hehe
Quote: Beej @ October 24 2012, 2:03 PM BSTI know Dave, it was a joke
That's the second time you've winked at me now. Are we about to have sex?
Quote: David Bussell @ October 24 2012, 2:11 PM BSTThat's the second time you've winked at me now. Are we about to have sex?
Wot, again! Not if you're as soft as you were last time, you drunken slut xx
Right now (7pm 9th December 2015) the TCM TV channel are showing Zero Hour, the original film that Airplane was based on.
Much of the script is the same, just done seriously not for laughs, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking" for example.
Even the pilot is called Ted Stryker.
Here are a couple of YouTube videos comparing scenes
Thanks for this Guilbert. I didn't know Airplane was based on a specific movie.