Jasmine
Thursday 30th August 2012 7:51am [Edited]
18 posts
I was at a comedy club the other night and one of the comedians, who was coincidentally a schoolteacher, talked about being a teacher. And nobody complained.
Another comedian, who was coincidentally a parent, talked about being a parent. And nobody complained.
A third comedian – and remember it’s always the third one that matters in stories like this. You remember in The Good Samaritan you had the priest, then the Levite and the third one was the one that the story was actually about?
Don’t be surprised that I know Christian stories. Do you think I spend all my spare time in my bedroom wearing a Jihad and reading the Koran?
Where was I? No, I don’t mean before I came to this country. I mean before I went off piste. See I know about skiing too. Skiing – now that is a bloody good trick where I come from.
The third comedian was coincidentally a woman and she talked about being a woman. And immediately and without more ado, many people pulled out their phones and started tweeting and posting forum messages saying being a woman is not a legitimate subject for comedy.
"Twitter ye not", I implored them, but it was no good.
If they'd listened, I would have told them I went into Boots The Chemist this morning and the assistant (who I thought had seen one of my gigs) said “I know you. You’re super”.
I was very pleased indeed until she said “Oh wait. I’m thinking of your sister” and handed me a packet of ‘regular’.
You see? I have broached a topic about which most men know little and understand even less - shopping.
In a society divided along lines of gender, race and religion, we all need to learn about each other.
Only in that way will there ever be harmony.
But, until harmony comes, we should all strive for tolerance.
This is why we need women in comedy to talk, at least some of the time, about being women.