Has just tried the fox trot through the kitchen with just socks on and shanked his hip off the corner of the worktop like an absolute twat.

I am no Paul Daniels..

Robyn is at a pub with her parents, discussing Elliot's Christmas presents.

Wife is out with friends. Sat with 11 year old son watching Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Watching X-Factor noshing on Japanese food.

Got a headache. Had it for two days.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 9 2010, 8:04 PM BST

Watching X-Factor noshing on Japanese food.

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Ooooh what Japanese food?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 9 2010, 8:06 PM BST

Ooooh what Japanese food?

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Yaki Udon.

Quote: bigfella @ October 9 2010, 8:06 PM BST

Got a headache. Had it for two days.

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Hope you're banging in the tablets Big Fella.

Don't like taking tablets. But had a couple about an hour ago.

Did it fill you up?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 9 2010, 8:07 PM BST

Yaki Udon.

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What is this?

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2010, 8:39 PM BST

Did it fill you up?

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Sssshhh then.

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2010, 8:39 PM BST

Did it fill you up?

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I did wonder...

Quote: bigfella @ October 9 2010, 8:44 PM BST

What is this?

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Japenese noodle dish.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 9 2010, 8:46 PM BST

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You mods!

You're just as silly as he is.