Ellie is doing her make up at her desk... with a spade.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 27 2010, 10:00 AM BST

I see you more as a Ben.

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Rickets? Low blow.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2010, 10:01 AM BST

Ellie is doing her make up at her desk... with a spade.

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Racist! They prefer to be called coloureds!

Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2010, 9:57 AM BST

I liked the clock error. It was like being in an episode of Lost (I was Sawyer!).

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There is still a cock error.

Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2010, 10:04 AM BST

Racist! They prefer to be called coloureds!

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I'm ignoring you.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2010, 10:09 AM BST

I'm ignoring you.

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But I'm your Big!

Ooooh well played.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2010, 10:14 AM BST

Ooooh well played.

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Oh, get a room!

With you?

***spits out tea and scolds balls***

All this sexual innuendo so early in the morning, shocking!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 27 2010, 10:23 AM BST

***spits out tea and scolds balls***

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I'll scold your balls...

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 27 2010, 10:26 AM BST

All this sexual innuendo so early in the morning, shocking!

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Nah, just a bad combination of me being sex deprived and Chip on a rampage.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2010, 10:29 AM BST

I'll scold your balls...

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You'll have to find them first...

Chip's always on a sexual rampage.

Yes I think the word is scald unless you're just going to tell them off!

Quote: Marc P @ May 27 2010, 10:31 AM BST

Yes I think the word is scald unless you're just going to tell them off!

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I meant tell them off.