Jonathan Ross quits BBC Page 7

I was always led to believe that the "gooch" was the section between the front and back doors of a lady and I am at a loss to see how, exactly, you could "pound it off".

Quote: KJSmyling @ January 12 2010, 6:15 PM GMT

I was always led to believe that the "gooch" was the section between the front and back doors of a lady and I am at a loss to see how, exactly, you could "pound it off".

You're clearly not doing it right (unless you're a homosexual, in which case: more power to your elbow!)

Thank God for BCG. I now know what a "gooch" is. The only gooch I've heard of until this moment was Graham Gooch.

I've heard of a Gonch.

Wasn't Gonch that character in Grange Hill who later went on to co-found the BCG?

Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ January 13 2010, 12:29 AM GMT

(unless you're a homosexual, in which case: more power to your elbow!)

Jeez, they use their elbows as well, do they? Dirty f**kers. Unimpressed

Quote: chipolata @ January 13 2010, 9:09 AM GMT

Wasn't Gonch that character in Grange Hill

Ezzackly.

Wasn't The Gooch Arnold's nemesis in Diff'rent Strokes?

some people are saying Kermode should replace him on film 2010

Quote: Badhead @ January 17 2010, 8:54 PM GMT

some people are saying Kermode should replace him on film 2010

Or perhaps a commode...