what with feet?
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Shes talking about her feet. It like what porn would have been like in the Victorian times when they cover the legs of furniture.
Quote: ajp29 @ July 15, 2007, 2:27 AMNo I use porn. Socks don't turn me on
I meant to mop up or catch it.
Sounds od were would you stick your boys in a foot? is there a foot hole I'm missing? christ freakiest thing I got one of my girlfriends to do was dress up like wonderwoman...it was awesome!!!
Quote: Charley @ July 15, 2007, 2:36 AMI meant to mop up or catch it.
I go to my local farm and use their milking machines
Quote: Gavin @ July 15, 2007, 2:38 AMSounds od were would you stick your boys in a foot? is there a foot hole I'm missing? christ freakiest thing I got one of my girlfriends to do was dress up like wonderwoman...it was awesome!!!
That does sound awesome. I don't know what I would ask somone to dress up as. As for sticking your boys I assume they do something involving the foot but i've only seen about 30 seconds of a man licking and sucking a woman's foot (thats what i'm telling St Pete at the Pearly Gates anyway)
Quote: ajp29 @ July 15, 2007, 1:17 AM
People are writing some funy things tonight I nearly had a heart attack reading that Jude. Your comedy should come with a health warning.
Just how inebriated were you?!
Quote: Charley @ July 15, 2007, 1:28 AMAlso you can get licky juice. I got told off in Ann Summers for trying before buying. The assistant said "You dont open a tin of beans in Tesco and eat one before buying it, so dont do it in here".
Cheeky bitch.
Err, well, no. She's right really.
Quote: ajp29 @ July 15, 2007, 1:33 AMIs Ann Summers a propre sex shop?
No.
Quote: Jude @ July 15, 2007, 1:41 AMI did buy some chocolate body paint once, but ate it before I used it
Quote: Gavin @ July 15, 2007, 2:28 AMSock porn...IF YOU MAKE IT THEY WILL COME
Quote: ajp29 @ July 15, 2007, 2:32 AMI wish its very weird the man licks the foot and the woman says stuff like 'lick it, you love it don't you, lick my toes, ooo thats it suck it, suck it.'
And so Adam reveals is predilections!
Quote: Charley @ July 15, 2007, 2:36 AMI meant to mop up or catch it.
So there we go. Charley's so poor, she can't afford tissues.
Roast Chicken and Onion gravy.
Admittedly difficult to find but worth the effort I can assure you.
I often just eat them as a midday snack.
*Weirdest conversation ever.*
How about sweaty cock flavour for those who want maximum safety but with realism?
Ew.
My other half buys the 'St.Michael' condoms from Marks & Spencers for that touch of class.
"These are no ordinary condoms, these are tantalisingly moist, 100% naturally flavoured, silky smooth protective sheaths"
I always assumed flavoured condoms were to give some variety to these drug mules bringing cocaine into the country.
what we're giving raspberry ripple flavour condoms to drug mules? has the world gone completely insane?