Quote: ajp29 @ July 15, 2007, 2:12 AM

You're a 'sand in my underpants' type of guy then

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dont fill them with sand any more...I may have once to avoid sex with an ex a few years ago but thats only a rumour

Why do women dream of having sex on the beach? Don't they think of the chaffing?

I'm happy with a sturdy bed and a cup of tea ready for when mission is complete.

I just thought. Why did Jack Massey ask this question. Why does he like the taste of doncoms?

Quote: Gavin @ July 15, 2007, 2:21 AM

I'm happy with a sturdy bed and a cup of tea ready for when mission is complete.

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I always need a sturdy bed if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink. Yes I date fat birds.

Maybe hes Gay Charley

According to an email I recieved today I can buy a product that will increase sprem production by 1000% and make it taste so delicious women come back for more...

I slightly dubious about such claims but with big red lettering and a price tag in arabic it's hard to say no

Quote: ajp29 @ July 15, 2007, 2:23 AM

I always need a sturdy bed if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink. Yes I date fat birds.

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I had to dismount and find my tool box to fix a squaeky bed once, god is there anything more annoying then squeeky bed?

I already masterbate far too frequently so upping my sperm count by 1000% would mean i'd have to quit my job, if I had a job

Do you use a sock?

Do Femi doms come flavoured - or are they just flavoured with cum?

For what function?

Quote: Charley @ July 15, 2007, 2:26 AM

Do you use a sock?

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No I use porn. Socks don't turn me on

Sock porn...IF YOU MAKE IT THEY WILL COME

Thats even weirder than foot porn, actually i'll take that back nothing is weirder than foot porn

I dont get it..foot porn? do they draw mouths on the feet and dress them as plumbers?

I wish its very weird the man licks the foot and the woman says stuff like 'lick it, you love it don't you, lick my toes, ooo thats it suck it, suck it.'