My old school classroom was diagnosed with cancer.

Luckily it was B9

nice but can you do it without the cancer angle.

Maybe which rooms the yoga class in?
B9.

Quote: sootyj @ 16th July 2014, 2:37 PM BST

nice but can you do it without the cancer angle.

Maybe which rooms the yoga class in?
B9.

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Don't get that Sootyj

Nor me re the yoga. Maybe I am not flexible enough with my sense of humour.

Quote: lomas @ 15th July 2014, 12:22 PM BST

Bags of white sugar are quite common in supermarkets, but not bags of brown sugar.

Demerara.

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Thatis a quite excellent joke (you could trim the 'but not')

benine as being peaceful, just seeing if there was a way to do it without it being a cancer joke

I don't think benign means peaceful. Kind it means as well.

Entered this car competition last night to try and impress my date.

I managed to win a Rover.

I entered a rover the other day in a completion. My date was not impressed.

Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman.

New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable.

A rag and bone man took all my old lamps off me.

I was delighted.

Quote: Nick81 @ 16th July 2014, 5:17 PM BST

Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman.

New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable.

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Are they going to change his name to Thora?

Marvel announces their new female superhero. Appearing monthly, this new angst-ridden hero quickly puts down her enemies with unprecedented anger, unpredictable attacks and uncontrolled tears.

Coming soon....The Period

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I won the national exaggerator of the year award today by a million miles.

In order to gain some public exposure, I thought it would be a good idea to get a performer's license. So I went to town hall and told the lady at the desk that I would like to expose myself in public.