There's a new nightclub opened round by me called Robben's. It's not great though, my one mate told me it was a right dive...
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Me and my witch girlfriend aren't getting on. She keeps turning me into a dog. I guess everyone goes through a ruff spell.
Terrorists have developed exploding mobile phones. Currently they're only available on pay-as-you-blow.
Last year we bought a Christmas tree that was far too big to get in the car, so we had to cut the top of it off.
I didn't really mind, I'd always wanted a convertible.
I think it's quite good...
It wasn't a.bad joke. Kinda corny but I could see.you ambushing someone with it
Lady Marmalade looks great for her age.
She's incredibly well preserved.
A friend of mine offered me a session of optical acupuncture. I told him I'd rather stick pins in my eyes...
My mate punched me the other day because I accidentally broke his CD.
So I ripped him a new one.
Quote: lomas @ 8th July 2014, 8:31 PM BSTMy mate punched me the other day because I accidentally broke his CD.
So I ripped him a new one.
That's really very clever indeed - but, to be pedantic, you rip tracks *from* a CD and you burn tracks *onto* one. I'm sure the joke can still work with some fiddling though.
Quote: lomas @ 8th July 2014, 8:31 PM BSTMy mate punched me the other day because I accidentally broke his CD.
So I ripped him a new one.
Excellent word play
Quote: lomas @ 8th July 2014, 8:31 PM BSTMy mate punched me the other day because I accidentally broke his CD.
So I ripped him a new one.
Oh, that is good
I want to get into prostitution, but that market's cornered.
Quote: lomas @ 8th July 2014, 8:31 PM BSTMy mate punched me the other day because I accidentally broke his CD.
So I ripped him a new one.
Very good, similar to one of mine.
