| Peter Cook |
Sir Mortimer Chris (a loopy person) |
| Loretta Swit |
Barbara Adams (a President) |
| Michael Richards |
Lacrobat |
| Herbert Lom |
General Mosquera |
| Richard Wilson |
Nigel Lipman |
| Ian Richardson |
Rear Admiral Bendish |
| Richard Pearson |
Michael Sumpter |
| Rik Mayall |
Specialist Catering Commander |
| Alexei Sayle |
Alexei Sayle in a Hawaiian Shirt |
| Stuart Saunders |
Governor of Santa Maya |
| Graeme Garden |
Man who takes a long time to walk to the phone |
| Graeme Garden |
Different man who takes a long time to walk to a different phone |
| Marc Smith |
Dan Hickey (a TV anchorman) |
| John Benfield |
Secret Serviceman |
| Ben Robertson |
Secret Serviceman |
| Alexander Davion (as Alex Davion) |
Maguadoran General |
| Daniel Benzali |
William Kubert, US Defense Secretary |
| Phil Marquis |
Rock Pit Guard |
| Murray Hamilton |
Former President Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston |
| Shane Rimmer |
Marvin Gelber, US Secretary of State |
| Rob Arden (as Robert Arden) |
White House Reporter |
| Blain Fairman |
White House Reporter |
| Christopher Muncke |
White House Reporter |
| Dan Fitzgerald |
Foyer Guard |
| D.L. Blakely |
Window Cleaner |
| Raymond Forchion (as Raymond Forshion) |
Conference Guard |
| John Sessions |
Mr Sweetzer (now booking for barmitzvahs and summit meetings) |
| Tristram Jellinek |
Dickie (a close friend) |
| Christopher Coll |
Flag Lieutenant Gerald Beaverstone |
| Christopher Malcolm |
Gallagher |
| Ian McNeice |
Thrush |
| Maria Whittaker |
Pin-up Girl |
| Karen Kelly |
Pin-up Girl |
| T.R. Durphy |
Student Protestor |
| Don Wellington |
Student Protestor |
| Joy Lynn Frasca |
Cute little girl who gets socked in the face ha ha |
| Joanne Pearce |
Princess Wendy |
| Simon Dormandy |
Soldier parted from his loved ones |
| Paul Beech |
Doctor |
| Nicholas Coppin (as Nick Copping) |
Teapot stirrer |
| Ken Jones |
Man on / off cliff |
| John Cassady |
Virgil Grodd, American Intelligence |
| Manolo Coego |
Granny Buyer |
| Ruben Rabasa |
Granny Vendor |
| Robert Blythe |
Guard with Egg in Mouth |
| Suzanne Mizzi (as Suzanne Mitzi) |
Topless Dancer |
| Christine Peake (as Christine Peak) |
Topless Dancer |
| Terry Taplin |
Ed Rosario |
| Micky O'Donoughue |
Hypnotised Serviceman (Chicken) |
| John Darrell |
Hypnotised Serviceman (Stripper) |
| Ron Webster |
Soldier at Concert |
| Gary Martin |
Purveyor of Rambograms |
| Clifton James |
Maxton S. Pluck (whistling condoms welcomed) |
| Czeslaw Grocholski |
President Trezhnikov |
| Leon Lissek |
Politburo Member |
| Michael Poole |
Politburo Member |
| Christopher Rozycki |
Russian Doctor |
| Ed Bishop |
Wink Perelman (a TV interviewer) |
| John Archie |
US Sailor |
| Robert Goodman |
US Sailor |
| Harold Bergman |
Desk Clerk |
| Iris Acker |
Woman in Boarding House |
| Richard Murdoch |
Cabinet Minister who should have kept his mouth shut |
| Barbara Keogh |
Woman at Wax Museum |
| Elizabeth Proud |
Woman at Wax Museum |
| Gavin Richards |
Donald (vol-au-vents) |
| John Blundell |
Douglas (cucumber sandwiches) |
| Daniel Peacock |
Dominic (petits fours) |
| Robert Bathurst |
Damien (getting his leg sawn off) |