Freshly dumped Jimmy (Matthew Horne) and jobless Fletch (James Corden) decide to escape their woes with a debauched weekend away.

Everything is going to plan when they settle with a group of gorgeous young Swedish students for the night. That is until an ancient vampire curse turns the girls, and the rest of the nearby village's young females, into lesbian vampires.

With a disarmingly coarse vicar desperate to break the bloodlust and save his beloved daughter from the same fate, it's down to Jimmy and a very reluctant Fletch to fight back, break the curse, and kill the Lesbian Vampire Queen once and for all.