| Dexter Fletcher |
Albert Ross |
| Parminder Nagra (as Parminda Nagra) |
Charlie |
| Linda Hamilton |
Georgie Burns |
| Susan George |
Barbara Wood-Ross |
| David Horovitch |
Edward Ross |
| Elize Du Toit |
Olivia |
| Robert Portal |
Brian Wood-Ross |
| Beatie Edney |
Zoe Wood-Ross |
| Anouska Mond |
Daphne |
| Maria Charles |
Mrs Ivy |
| Robyn Moore |
Mrs Chapel |
| Maggie McCarthy (as Maggie Macarthy) |
Donna |
| Shane Mazzara |
Rochdale Ron |
| Natalie Mills |
Sales Assistant |
| Keith Ducklin |
Store Detective |
| Symone Rose |
Checkout Girl |
| Dana Haqjoo |
Muslim Channel Presenter |
| Vanessa Feltz |
Jewish Channel Presenter |
| Lawrence Harvey |
TV Studio Manager |
| Rebecca Broughton |
TV Studio Assistant |
| Agnes Jaremcuak |
Woman in Photo |
| Ben Murray Watson |
Rescheduling Patient |
| Michael Rosenberg |
Judge Ryan |
| Micheal Breen |
Stockbroker |
| Vicki Naylor |
Lady Golfer |
| David Lifton |
Jewish Man of the Week |
| Badi Uzzaman (as Badi Uzzeman) |
Kung Fu Waiter |
| Mike Busson |
Police Detective |
| Deo Simcox |
Young Albert |
| Darcy Ramsden |
Young Olivia |
| Josh Robinson |
Young Albert's Friend |
| Tex Jacks |
Young Albert's Friend |
| Neil Williamson |
Young Albert's Friend |
| Josie Kenton |
Amy |
| Eliana Benaim |
Kid on Escalator |
| Max Benaim |
Kid on Escalator |
| Kate Gerbeau |
Self |
| Chandra Haabjoern |
Various (Voice) |
| Phoebe Scholfield |
Various (Voice) |
| Dean Williamson |
Various (Voice) |