Quotes from Still Game
Aye, that right. Everytime I shag your wife, she makes me a sandwich
Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan). Jack's comeback after Boaby calls him fat
Bobby: Ho-ho, it's the Two Ronnies.
Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.
When life hands you melons, make melonade
Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)
Boaby: One more thing.. dont take any pish off them. I never do.
Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!