Jack's comeback after Boaby calls him fat
Aye, that right. Everytime I shag your wife, she makes me a sandwich
Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.
Boabby: It's "Jack and I".
Jack: No, its me and Victor.
When life hands you melons, make melonade
Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!
Jack: Shut it Bobby. You're the only fag in here.