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Still Game. Image shows from L to R: Victor McDade (Greg Hemphill), Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan).

Still Game

BBC One and BBC Two and BBC One Scotland sitcom about delinquent pensioners. 50 episodes (7 series), 2002 - 2016. Stars Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Jane McCarry, Paul Riley and others.

Catch-up on Episode 6 on BBC iPlayer   Series 5, Episode 7 is repeated on Friday 30th December at 11pm

Quotes

Jack's comeback after Boaby calls him fat

Aye, that right. Everytime I shag your wife, she makes me a sandwich

Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)

Bobby: Ho-ho, it's the Two Ronnies.

Victor: The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well then, it's shut-up-ya-prick from me...

Jack: ...and its shut-up-ya-prick from him!

Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.

Boabby: It's "Jack and I".

Jack: No, its me and Victor.

When life hands you melons, make melonade

Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)

Boaby: One more thing.. dont take any pish off them. I never do.

Eric: Hullo Boaby. You look a prize wanker.

Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!

Jack: Shut it Bobby. You're the only fag in here.

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