Jack's comeback after Boaby calls him fat
Aye, that right. Everytime I shag your wife, she makes me a sandwichJack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)
Bobby: Ho-ho, it's the Two Ronnies.
Victor: The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well then, it's shut-up-ya-prick from me...
Jack: ...and its shut-up-ya-prick from him!
Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.
Boabby: It's "Jack and I".
Jack: No, its me and Victor.
When life hands you melons, make melonadeJack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)
Boaby: One more thing.. dont take any pish off them. I never do.
Eric: Hullo Boaby. You look a prize wanker.
Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!
Jack: Shut it Bobby. You're the only fag in here.