Still Game. Image shows from L to R: Victor McDade (Greg Hemphill), Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan).

Still Game

BBC Scotland and BBC One and BBC Two and BBC One Scotland sitcom about delinquent pensioners. 62 episodes (9 series), 2002 - 2019. Stars Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Jane McCarry, Paul Riley and others.

Series 2, Episode 5 is repeated on Friday at 10pm.


Jack's comeback after Boaby calls him fat

Aye, that right. Everytime I shag your wife, she makes me a sandwich

Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)

Bobby: Ho-ho, it's the Two Ronnies.

Victor: The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well then, it's shut-up-ya-prick from me...

Jack: ...and its shut-up-ya-prick from him!

Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.

Boabby: It's Jack and I.

Jack: No, its me and Victor.

When life hands you melons, make melonade

Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)

Boaby: One more thing.. dont take any pish off them. I never do.

Eric: Hullo Boaby. You look a prize wanker.

Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!

Jack: Shut it Bobby. You're the only fag in here.