Still Game. Image shows from L to R: Victor McDade (Greg Hemphill), Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)
Still Game

Still Game

  • TV sitcom
  • BBC Scotland / BBC One / BBC Two / BBC One Scotland
  • 2002 - 2019
  • 62 episodes (9 series)

Scottish sitcom about pensioners Jack and Victor, a duo who strike a blow against ageism with their rascally antics. Stars Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Jane McCarry, Paul Riley, Mark Cox and more.

Quotes

Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!

Jack: Shut it Bobby. You're the only fag in here.

Boaby: One more thing.. dont take any pish off them. I never do.

Eric: Hullo Boaby. You look a prize wanker.

When life hands you melons, make melonade

Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)

Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.

Boabby: It's Jack and I.

Jack: No, its me and Victor.

Bobby: Ho-ho, it's the Two Ronnies.

Victor: The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well then, it's shut-up-ya-prick from me...

Jack: ...and its shut-up-ya-prick from him!

Jack's comeback after Boaby calls him fat

Aye, that right. Everytime I shag your wife, she makes me a sandwich

Jack Jarvis (Ford Kiernan)

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