Ben Harper

Dentist.   Played by: Robert Lindsay
My Family. Ben Harper (Robert Lindsay). Image credit: DLT Entertainment Ltd..

Ben Harper is a dentist who is constantly grumpy and sarcastic. When he is not at work sacking another assistant or trying to avoid fellow-dentist Roger, he is at home trying to relax (which never works).

Ben isn't all bad though; behind his moody exterior he does really love his family and has to put up with being bossed about and manipulated by his wife Susan, and continually fleeced for money by his children.

Susan Harper

Played by: Zoë Wanamaker
My Family. Susan Harper (Zoë Wanamaker). Image credit: DLT Entertainment Ltd..

Susan Harper is a control freak and very good at getting her way. She is constantly worried about her three children and often forces Ben to go out of his way to monitor or look after them.

Susan has held a variety of jobs, having been a full-time parent and housewife, a tour guide, and working in an art gallery - but still seems to spend most of her time at home. She is a terrible cook, and the rest of the family often have to sneak the food she has prepared into the bin without her noticing.

Janey Harper (Series 1-3 & 5-11)

aka: Jane Elizabeth Laura Harper  Nurse.   Played by: Daniela Denby-Ashe
My Family. Janey Harper (Daniela Denby-Ashe). Image credit: DLT Entertainment Ltd..

Fashion conscious, money loving, boy mad Janey splits her time between running up phone bills, juggling boyfriends, and pestering Ben for money so she can go shopping.

Whilst at Manchester University (spending yet more of her Dad's money) Janey became pregnant. After being thrown out, she returned home to once again take advantage of her parents. Susan doesn't seem to mind as it means she now has grandson Kenzo to look after whilst Janey works - as a nurse caring for the elderly!

Michael Harper

Played by: Gabriel Thomson
My Family. Michael Harper (Gabriel Thomson). Image credit: DLT Entertainment Ltd..

Michael (or 'Mikey' as Ben calls him) is the youngest of Ben and Susan's children. He is a smart, clever geeky adolescent. He looks down on his family as he is more sensible than the rest of them put together and often ends up having to get them out of trouble.

Much to his mother's objection, Michael spent most of his later high school years studying not books, but girls, bringing home a succession of girlfriends. However, since attending university, Michael discovers that he is in fact gay...

Abi Harper (Series 3-8)

Played by: Siobhan Hayes
My Family. Abi Harper (Siobhan Hayes). Image credit: DLT Entertainment Ltd..

Abi moved in to the Harper household in the third series. She is Ben and Susan's niece... although Ben desperately wishes she wasn't!

Apart from being very clumsy, Abi is also very dim, but could still often be found reprimanding her aunt and uncle.

It took her a while but Abi finally realised that Roger was madly in love with her and married the hapless dentist in Series 7. However, love did not run entirely smoothly, as she left him - to become a nun!

Roger Bailey Jr. (Series 3-11)

Dentist.   Played by: Keiron Self
My Family. Roger Bailey Jr. (Keiron Self). Image credit: DLT Entertainment Ltd..

Roger is the over-enthusiastic dentist who works in the same building as Ben. He often turns up at the Harper household un-invited and proceeds to un-intentionally annoy Ben.

For a long period Roger was trying to build up the courage to ask Abi out on a date. They were, after all, ideally suited - like Abi, Roger possesses no common sense and is very gullible. They did marry, but Roger was left heart-broken and confused when she joined an order of nuns...

Roger is now a part-time policeman as well a dentist.

Nick Harper (Series 1-5)

Played by: Kris Marshall
My Family. Nick Harper (Kris Marshall). Image credit: DLT Entertainment Ltd..

Nick Harper is the oldest of the three siblings. He is a complete layabout who is constantly changing jobs - one minute he is a self-made stunt man, the next he is a mime artist.

Nick is extremely laid-back and certainly cannot be trusted to carry out an important task or look after money!

Nick was last seen moving out into his own flat - from the phone conversations Ben and Susan have with him it seems he is, somehow, coping living on his own.

Alfie Butts (Series 6-9)

Played by: Rhodri Meilir
My Family. Alfie Butts (Rhodri Meilir). Image credit: DLT Entertainment Ltd..

Alfie is an acquaintance of Nick's. He turned up at the Harper household at Christmas in 2005 and hasn't yet moved out!

He grew up in a small rural community in Wales, which seems to have some rather backwards traditions if the stories he tells are anything to go by. There were clearly not many girls where Alfie came from, so he very much enjoys spending time at the Harpers' and meeting Michael's friends. For some reason most of the family have turned to Alfie at one stage or other for his advice - something you really should never do!

Alfie is a struggling musician - despite not having a steady income or place to live he is still very laid back about life.