Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 5th March 2016, 12:40 PM GMTMy mum? I'm the only guy in Europe she hasn't had sex with.
If I give you my number would you give it to her?
...and what does your Mum think about almost this sordid scenario Michael? She won't be pleased if she has to wash the candlewick bedspread afterwards, as they're a beggar to dry at the moment.
True but on the upside it does make it clear when you have venereal disease.
Sharon Duce and - looks like - Carole Royle in tonight's Casualty. Two of my favourite sitcom actresses from the past.
What sitcom was Sharon Duce in??
Quote: lofthouse @ 5th March 2016, 9:35 PM GMTWhat sitcom was Sharon Duce in??
The one with Duggie Brown....
The House that Jack Built
She'll always be remember by me in Big Deal with Ray Brooks - very good series.
She still looks ok for her age.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th March 2016, 9:55 PM GMTShe'll always be remember by me in Big Deal with Ray Brooks - very good series.
Or was that what I remembered? Were they around the same time?
Big Deal wasn't a sitcom though
Quote: Chappers @ 5th March 2016, 10:10 PM GMTOr was that what I remembered? Were they around the same time?
Not particularly.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 5th March 2016, 12:40 PM GMTMy mum? I'm the only guy in Europe she hasn't had sex with.
Quote: NeilMeyer @ 5th March 2016, 8:24 PM GMTIf I give you my number would you give it to her?
True but on the upside it does make it clear when you have venereal disease.
Absolutely - you could pack it in a rucksack and take it along to the VD clinic.
Incest porn. Family viewing.
I hereby promise to shut up about Mel C. If that's what you want, what you really really want. Stop right now, thank you very much. Goodbye, my friend.
I actually really enjoyed your stories about spice girls.
Remember incest is the game the whole family can play.
Don't encourage me.
VERY HALLIWELL
HOTEL RECEPTION. GERI HALLIWELL and GUEST.
GERI So, tell me what you want, what you really really want.
GUEST Yes, I...
GERI Looook at me.
GUEST Yes, I'd like a room...
GERI Who do you think you are? Mi chico Latino?
GUEST No, I'm Tom... Hey Tom 'n' Geri!
GERI Stop right now, thank you very much.
GUEST Sorry. A room for two...
GERI If you wanna be my lover...
GUEST No, it's for...
GERI For tonight, it's the night...
GUEST My mother...
GERI Maaamaaaa.
GUEST A double for the price of a single.
GERI Two become one... Say you will be there.
GUEST Yes, but the weather forecast...
GERI It's raining, men.
GUEST Men? There's only me.
GERI You gotta get with my friends.
GUEST Look, I'm getting bored of this.
GERI Spice Up Your Life!
GUEST Really, it's...
GERI Too much...
GUEST Bye now.
GERI Goodbye, my friend.
There is a God. http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/showbiz/stars-service-sing-mel-c-marvin-humes-clean-house/ What a difficult decision. I'll have to toss.
Daisy Haggard - Emmy in Green Wing <3