Quote: Badge @ February 16 2012, 10:29 AM GMT

Happy birthday Sootyj.

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I like the title.

Quote: Bob Hicks @ February 16 2012, 10:24 AM GMT

Happy Birthday.

You have made me feel welcome at this site.
Even when my jokes were shite.

Quick to joke with verbal wank.
When I do stand-up I'm sure to tank.

Funny comes and funny goes.
When it comes to humour,
Sootyj has a verbal tumour.

You make me laugh every day.
Not bad for a funny old gay.

I mean no harm with this crap rhyme.
You're one cool cat, the best of all time.

Enjoy a pint and have a good day.
Now call me a c**t, its the sootyj way!

Happy Birthday and all the best.
Please realise that I only jest.

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Why thank you Mr Hicks
A new face on the board
Whose comedy is most slick
From your reedit overlord

Wicks??? Oh dear Sooty!

Happy birthday!

Clappy Burpday you naughty coont x

Happy Birthday Fella.

Happy Birthday Sootyj
I know that you like Ebay
We could make a fortune
Selling bottled Whitney Death Bath memorabilia
All we need is some water, urine and black lady pubes

Have a fantastic day amigo!!

Thanks and don't be so stingy.

I happen to know you have jars full of the above ingredients. As your current job is Oprah Winfrey's colonic irrigationist.

Happy Jewday Sootyj

Happy Birthday sootyj!

Happy birthday Sootyj
We all think that you are gay
So we all got you a big prezzie
Knowing fine yer a lezzie
Five fannies and ten tittays !

Happy birthday, sir.

B'day (Good) Soots J - heave fungus