Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd October 2015, 8:42 PM BST

"Ooooh, look at me, I have real friends, I've got a life!" Pff, so overrated!

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I have loads of friends IRL. They're all on holiday though. Together.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd October 2015, 7:55 PM BST

Just a bit concerned and haven't got a life, it's true - so why are you are here then?

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That's EXACTLY what I meant - and look at my post count!

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 2nd October 2015, 10:15 PM BST

I have loads of friends IRL. They're all on holiday though. Together.

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And they didn't invite you? Are you sure they're REAL friends?

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd October 2015, 7:43 PM BST

That's EXACTLY what I meant - and look at my post count!

And they didn't invite you? Are you sure they're REAL friends?

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I think so because I paid their fares. True friends allow you such licence.

Also you're picking them all up from the airport at 3am aren't you? Only real friends trust you with that.

Quote: zooo @ 3rd October 2015, 10:02 PM BST

Also you're picking them all up from the airport at 3am aren't you? Only real friends trust you with that.

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I'm souping up the milk float as we speak.

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd October 2015, 7:43 PM BST

That's EXACTLY what I meant - and look at my post count!

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Yes, all rather sad really.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 4th October 2015, 10:44 AM BST

Yes, all rather sad really.

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Something I'm sure we can all relate to.

Well done, Ben. But now come back!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th October 2015, 9:59 PM BST

Well done, Ben. But now come back!

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He needs Slimby from 'Look Around You'.

"Is it alive?"
"Yes, it's a little bit alive..."

We really need a 'whatever happened to...?' thread. For example:

"TheBlueNun or TBN as she was affectionately known was asked to leave the BCG in November 2015 after re-invigorating at least five old threads dating back to 2006 on a daily basis. TBN, or 'Mavis Crone' as she is known on her birth certificate, retired to the Kentish seaside town of Minnis Bay where she spends her day beachcoming, bothering crustaceans and shouting at the waves.

She is not missed."

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 24th October 2015, 7:11 PM BST

We really need a 'whatever happened to...?' thread. For example:

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Quote: TheBlueNun @ 24th October 2015, 7:11 PM BST

"TheBlueNun or TBN as she was affectionately known was asked to leave the BCG in November 2015

She is not missed."

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That's true.

Quote: Chappers @ 24th October 2015, 7:46 PM BST

That's true.

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 24th October 2015, 7:43 PM BST

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I like it.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 24th October 2015, 7:11 PM BST

...TBN, or 'Mavis Crone' as she is known on her birth certificate...

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"Truth or lie?"