Elderly spinster thought she was a lesbian but didn't enjoy getting groped by Sandi Toksvig, seeking for man with a penis, looks no object but must bring own 4in1 oil and crowbar

Buxom Rumanian seeks English passport with man.

Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 10:29 PM BST

Buxom Rumanian seeks English passport with man.

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Not anymore topical boy, I'm taking away your Nigel Farage poster.

Is that the one you lent me with the hole punched out in the crotch and the mouth

Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 10:33 PM BST

Is that the one you lent me with the hole punched out in the crotch and the mouth

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How dare you?!

*snuggles his Nigel love pillow*

I was asked by a Spanish nurse today if I had 'a pealisy' quite threw me for a moment or two I can tell you.

Quote: Marc P @ 10th April 2014, 10:49 PM BST

I was asked by a Spanish nurse today if I had 'a pealisy' quite threw me for a moment or two I can tell you.

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I imagine you were quite shaken.

Something to do with the feet apparently.

Am I missing something? What's the problem with people eating things? Maybe they're pressurised and really short of time, so no option. My only problem would be that somebody eating a curry might be attacked by me so I could steal the curry. Having said that, I'm a hermit who goes everywhere by car.

Am I missing something? What's the problem with people eating things? Maybe they're pressurised and really short of time, so no option. My only problem would be that somebody eating a curry might be attacked by me so I could steal the curry. Having said that, I'm a hermit who goes everywhere by car.

Curries can repeat on you.

Marc P whats the title of your book about your philandering in the conservative party

Quote: Marc P @ 10th April 2014, 11:10 PM BST

Curries can repeat on you. and so can Thatcher and Major

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rue, cad, phil danderer

Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 11:16 PM BST

rue, cad, phil danderer

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I don't know... You stuff one orange in your mouth one time!!!

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th April 2014, 11:21 PM BST

Because I'm struggling to get this.

I've tried multi-phoneticism and have got nowhere:

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I don't want to make it too easy, so I'll provide a little clue -

Manuel: Mr. Fawlty! Mr. Fawlty! Senior Bambridge, he is all shaking and having the fits, I think he has a peasily!'

If you're still stumped, I'll reveal the answer.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th April 2014, 11:42 PM BST

MP: "a pealisy";

RC: "a peasily";

Que?

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epilepsy

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th April 2014, 11:44 PM BST

Jesus H.

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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th April 2014, 11:47 PM BST

And I thought it might be AIDS.

Effin' Nora.

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Her name was Isabella