Mr. Chairman introduces Rex Jones the caretaker. Rex has had a minor DIY accident with a nail gun, but he'll be fine after a spot of TCP.
Mr. Chairman introduces Steve News. News is Steve's life, he wants to be a newsreader. When you're from the tough streets of Wales, being a newsreader is your only escape route. As a wilting flower, Steve needs the photosynthesis of current affairs and explains just why he wants to be a newsreader, using Huw Edwards as an example.