A comedy game show featuring sketch group Pappy's.

This all singing, all dancing show is based on a 1950s style beauty pageant where the entire studio audience has the opportunity to be crowned the winner. However, this isn't your usual beauty pageant or Miss World - this is the alternative version and this show is all about objectification through obscure games, through weird and wonderful skills and generally looking a bit odd. So if you've got a sexy armpit, outstandingly impressive nostrils, or an overwhelming body odour you could win!

Starring the Pappy's team with a guest cameo from popstar Jamelia, Mr & Mrs Hotty Hott Hot sees the boys appearing as themselves and as a mix of their favourite characters in a contest that is more of an 'inner beauty' pageant, filled with bizarre competitions, obscure games and baffled contestants.