Full How Do You Want Me? cast and crew credits

How Do You Want Me?. Image shows from L to R: Ian Lyons (Dylan Moran), Lisa Lyons (Charlotte Coleman). Copyright: Kensington Films And Television

How Do You Want Me?

TV sitcom
BBC Two
1998 - 1999
12 episodes (2 series)

Sitcom about a newly-wedded couple who move from London to the countryside. Stars Dylan Moran, Charlotte Coleman, Emma Chambers, Peter Serafinowicz, Mark Heap and more.

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Cast
Person	Role	Episode count
Will Barton	Gavin View episodes Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	8
Emma Chambers	Helen Yardley View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	10
Charlotte Coleman	Lisa Lyons View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Diana Fairfax	Pam Yardley View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders	7
Frank Finlay	Astley Yardley View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	10
Mark Heap	Derek Few View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	8
Jasper Holmes	John View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	9
Clive Merrison	Norriswood View episodes Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	6
Dylan Moran	Ian Lyons View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Gary Sefton	Philip View episodes Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	8
Peter Serafinowicz	Dean Yardley View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	9

Guest cast
Person	Role	Episode count
Steven Alvey	Mr. Hubner View episodes Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module	2
Simon Bateso	Warren Yardley View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic	4
Max Beavis	School Boy View episodes Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy	1
Patrick Blackwell	Stolid Man View episodes Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	1
Tony Bluto	Cashier View episodes Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module	2
Steve Brody	Journalist View episodes Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	1
Mel Claus	Fashion Rep View episodes Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders	1
Lee Denham	Lionel View episodes Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof	2
Jo Eyre	Scared Boy View episodes Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous	2
Maggie Fox	Librarion View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic	2
Maggie Guess	Customer No. 1 View episodes Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders	1
Peter Howell	Mr Webb View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream	1
Martin Hyder	Barman View episodes Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders	5
Kit Jackson	Serious Father View episodes Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	1
Dave Lamb	Trevor View episodes Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill	2
William Lawrance	Bruce View episodes Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations	2
Jordan Levell	Justin Howard View episodes Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	1
Eryl Maynard	Mrs. Howard View episodes Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	1
Geraldine McNulty	Honor Deacon View episodes Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic	3
Liberty Mosse	Suzanna View episodes Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module	1
Phil Nice	Policeman View episodes Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	2
Sheila Nye	Stolid Woman View episodes Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic	2
Simon Nye	Postman View episodes Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous	1
Jeremy Olsen	Blacksmith View episodes Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair	1
Vicki Pepperdine	Warren's wife View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic	2
Megan Perryman	Zoe View episodes Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy	1
Susan Porrett	Model View episodes Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module	1
Harriet Preston	Claire View episodes Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy	1
Fay Ripley	Sophie View episodes Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof	1
Lizzie Roper	Country Woman View episodes Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair	1
Sue Ryding	Serious Mother View episodes Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	1
Joanna Scanlan	Customer No. 2 View episodes Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders	1
Joanna Scanlan	Parent Governor View episodes Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic	1
Philippa Stanton	Jill View episodes Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders	5
Marc Warren (as Mark Warren)	Mark Piggott (Comedian) View episodes Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof	1
Victoria Worsley	Mrs. Hubner View episodes Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic	1

Writing team
Person	Role	Episode count
Simon Nye	Writer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12

Production team
Person	Role	Episode count
John Henderson	Director View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Margot Gavan Duffy	Producer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Roderick Gilchrist	Executive Producer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Geoffrey Perkins	Executive Producer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Edwina Craze	Associate Producer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	6
Leontine Ruette	Line Producer View episodes Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	6
Paul Endacott	Editor View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Iain Andrews	Production Designer View episodes Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	6
Anna Higginson	Production Designer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	6
John Connor	Casting Director View episodes Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	6
Jane Davies	Casting Director View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Chris Howard	Director of Photography View episodes Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	6
John Ignatius	Director of Photography View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	6
Lindsay Pugh	Costume Designer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Sarah Grundy	Make-up Designer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Michael Storey	Composer View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	12
Tony Aherne	1st Assistant Director View episodes Series 1, Episode 1 - No-One Can Hear You Scream Series 1, Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy Series 1, Episode 3 - Monstrous Series 1, Episode 4 - Woof Series 1, Episode 5 - The Hidden World Of Country Fire Stations Series 1, Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum	6
Tim Lewis	1st Assistant Director View episodes Series 2, Episode 1 - White Pubic Hair Series 2, Episode 2 - I'm Not An Alcoholic Series 2, Episode 3 - Nude Modelling Module Series 2, Episode 4 - Bad Builders Series 2, Episode 5 - Ready Steady Kill Series 2, Episode 6 - The Pleasures Of Village Life	6

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