Jez: "Linda remember your body is a temple."
Tom: "Yup, the Taj Mahal. That's about the size of it."
Linda reveals she's had a thought
Suze: "Actually Linda, I've just had a thought..."
Linda: "I had one of them last year. It's weird, innit?"in Series 3, Episode 5
Linda and Tom argue as he hits the big 3-0.
Linda: "Blimey, I hope I ain't going to be this vile when I hit thirty."
Tom: "You're thirty-six."
Linda: "Bollocks, I'm twenty-eight."
Tom: "Stone."in Series 2, Episode 5
Linda reacts to Tom's acquisition of a pet cat, Damoose
Tom, I ain't a pussy person. When people look at me they don't think 'cat', they think 'dog'.Linda (Kathy Burke) in Series 2, Episode 4
Sugar: "Look, I had nowhere else to go. I'm on the run from the press, and they wouldn't expect to find me in a shithole like this."
Linda gasps, insulted.
Linda: "You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it."
Beryl explains why she hasn't been able to dance since November 1990
I had an unfortunate incident with an apple pie in a well-known fast food chain. I can't tell you the name for libel reasons, but he was old - and he had a farm.Beryl (Rosalind Knight) in Series 1, Episode 4
There's no such thing as gay. It's just laziness.Linda (Kathy Burke) in Series 1, Episode 3