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Fonejacker. The Fonejacker (Kayvan Novak). Copyright: Hat Trick Productions
Fonejacker

Fonejacker

  • TV sketch show
  • E4
  • 2006 - 2010
  • 15 episodes (2 series)

E4 telephone prank show starring the vocal talents of Kayvan Novak.

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Series 1, Episode 1

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

List Of Calls

Mr Doovdé: Enquiring about DFS

George Agdgdgwngo: Eastern Union money transfer

Fonejacker: Restaurant - wife having an affair

Terry Tibbs: Maserati 3200

Thumbless baker: Search for a mobile phone

Fonejacker: Calling man in the street to turn a sign round

The Mouse: Pet shop - cat problem

George Agdgdgwngo: Building society. Pressing & steaming monies

Fonejacker: Canvas stretcher job - beat boxing

Indian Call Centre: Six times quicker. 42 megabytings

Irish Mike: Lube Up Your Butthole & Dance the Fandango Entertainment Services Ltd

Propertyline: One bedroomed flat in Brighton

Mr Doovdé: VHS video recorder

George Agdgdgwngo: Security questions

Notes

The first Channel 4 broadcast of this episode was on 07/09/2007.

Broadcast details

Date
Thursday 5th July 2007
Time
10:30pm
Channel
E4
Length
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Cast
Kayvan Novak The Fonejacker
Writing team
Kayvan Novak Writer
Ed Tracy Writer
Production team
Kayvan Novak Director
Ed Tracy Director
Helen Williams Producer
Mario Stylianides Executive Producer
Joe Haughey Editor
Rob Manning Composer

Press

The only real laugh I got from this terrible programme was when Terry Tibbs, when haggling over a freezer, was met with one rascal quipping 'you can have it for £1250 if you talk to me in a woman's voice.' The laugh soon wore off because The Fonejacker carried on talking.

The most annoying thing about this show is that it could be good. Prank phone calls, as purile as they are, are sometimes great. However, the person doing it needs to be a funny fucker. This show isn't funny at all. It really isn't. It isn't worth giving a chance it's that poor.

Mof Gimmers, TV Scoop, 6th July 2007

Most people with a sense of humour have prank called someone in the past, but they have been well and truly trounced by the wind-up calls dished out on Fonejacker, which aired for the first time last night on E4.

Fonejacker a show built entirely from recordings of real prank calls, all performed by the same actor. If you have ever prank called a friend, you'll know that it's often difficult to hoodwink them for long, as they invariably pick your voice out from the fake one you're trying to do. However, The Fonejacker is unlikely ever to have had that problem as he's capable of a wide variety of convincing voices for his array of characters.

Each prank call is accompanied visually by a mix of cartoons, a hilarious way of flashing images up to give different meaning to random words, and video recordings taken through the window of wherever shop The Fonejacker is calling. It is these ways of jazzing up the conversations between The Fonejacker and the infuriated/bemused victim that will probably give the show a bit of longevity. It was bloody hilarious, so let's hope that happens.

The Void Comedy, 6th July 2007

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