- Comedy Drama
- Johnny Vegas, Sian Gibson, Sue Johnston, Sheila Reid, Georgie Glen, Tony Gardner, David Mumeni, Doon Mackichan and others
- Jason Cook
- Ed Bye
- Catherine Gosling Fuller and Mollie Freedman Berthoud
Two hour comedy drama sequel to Murder On The Blackpool Express.
Terry and Gemma promise to take Mildred and her care home friends, including Hilda and Colleen on an Amsterdam cruise adventure across the Tyne.
They're welcomed aboard the Empress of the Tyne by ageing lothario Captain Jack and his motley crew - Cruise Director Denise, First Officer Justin Valentine, DJ Bobby, ex-pianist Alan, barmaid Tracy and self-obsessed cabaret singer Emily. It's not long before things start to go awry in the most puzzling mystery the Tyne has ever seen.
- First broadcast
- Saturday 15th December 2018 on Gold at 9pm
- Episode length
- 120 minutes
- Upcoming repeats
- Friday at 9pm on Gold
- Saturday 13th June at 2am on Gold
- Sunday 14th June at 9:40pm on Gold