| Jamie Demetriou |
Various |
| Nathan Geal |
Bully |
| Ellie White |
Chesha |
| Ellie White |
Ellin |
| Raphael Sowole |
Mum's Boyfriend |
| Aqib Khan |
Office Tom |
| Ben Ashenden |
Fred |
| Alexander Owen |
Craig |
| Sunil Patel |
Tom |
| Katy Wix |
Bav Davison |
| Jonny Sweet |
Aaron |
| Emma Sidi |
Faye |
| Phoebe Walsh |
Gina |
| Kiell Smith-Bynoe |
Saul |
| Seb Cardinal |
Seb |
| Jon Pointing |
NickNick J |
| Christopher Jeffers |
Vin |
| Mark Silcox |
Hugo |
| Bella Glanville |
Georgina |
| Shivani Thussu |
Checky |
| Shivani Thussu |
Ariana Alleyway |
| Sian Clifford |
Nafaf |
| Sarah Ball |
Esther |
| Billy Boyle |
Terry Gill |
| Freddie Meredith |
Grandchild 1 |
| Freddie Meredith |
Philip Phone Awareness |
| Eve Delaney |
Grandchild 2 |
| Eve Delaney |
Ophelia Offended |
| Charlie Wernham |
Dr. Jack Twins |
| Olly Cambridge |
Zack |
| Eleanor Nawal |
Anya 8.5 Months |
| Lloyd Griffith |
Brian the Milkman |
| Emily Lloyd-Saini |
Freda Phone Awareness |
| Alastair Roberts (as Al Roberts) |
Sigmund the City Boy |
| Will Hislop |
Stewart the City Boy |
| Ed MacArthur |
Cyclin' Ned |
| Crystal Condie |
Cara Coffee |
| Jamie Golding |
Olly the Offensive Driver |
| Matt Gonslaves |
Arnold Alleyway |
| Chris Hayward |
Tired Graham |
| Stan West |
Doctor Dance |
| Simon Bird |
Godly Womb Narrator (Voice) |