My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno

A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine.

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Published: 24th September 2018.   Length: 38 mins.   Size: 37.7mb

Turkey Sandwich? Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime.

Previous episodes

My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 4

17th September 2018.   40 minutes.

Zachariah's Magic Wand. Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 3

10th September 2018.   40 minutes.

Cubicle Confessions. More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 2

3rd September 2018.   38 minutes.

Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 1

27th August 2018.   41 minutes.

Dearly Beloved. Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, Belinda Blinked. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno

11th December 2017.   53 minutes.

In this XXXmas edition of the Belinda Blinked saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 15

4th September 2017.   44 minutes.

East Berlin. As Book 3 draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 14

28th August 2017.   38 minutes.

Belinda's Spiral Staircase. After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 13

21st August 2017.   42 minutes.

A Schweinsteiger Afternoon. Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 12

14th August 2017.   38 minutes.

Butch The Sunburnt Kid. Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 11

7th August 2017.   37 minutes.

Cock-A-Doodle-Flew. Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 10

31st July 2017.   36 minutes.

Ken Dewsbury's Cellar.Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 9

24th July 2017.   37 minutes.

Yorkshire. Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 8

17th July 2017.   36 minutes.

A F*cking Good Time. Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 7

10th July 2017.   41 minutes.

The Chocolate Fountain. Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 6

3rd July 2017.   38 minutes.

Mr Claus Bloch. Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 5

26th June 2017.   37 minutes.

Accident or Emergency?. After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 4

19th June 2017.   42 minutes.

A Topless Ride. Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 3

12th June 2017.   38 minutes.

Dinner at the Duke's Table. Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 2

5th June 2017.   38 minutes.

Epsom Hall. Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 1

29th May 2017.   41 minutes.

London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time. Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions...

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Biographies

Jamie Morton is a 28 year-old Director and Editor specialising in digital content. He's directed for brands like Samsung, easyJet, and X Factor and also worked on The Apprentice and for VICE. He also directs James Cooper and Alice Levine's series Neighbours.

James Cooper is a producer and writer across comedy, entertainment and factual genres. With 7 years experience in TV and digital media, he has developed and produced shows for VICE, BBC, ITV and Sky.

Alice Levine joined BBC Radio 1 in January 2013 launching the new ten to midnight Monday - Thursday show with Phil Taggart. In September 2014 Alice launched a new weekend show between 1-4pm. Outside of Radio 1, Alice's music credibility has led to her hosting a range of events including The Barclaycard Mercury Music Sessions for Channel 4 and the Isle Of Wight coverage on Sky Arts.

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