My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno

A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine.

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Series 4, Episode 13

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Published: 19th November 2018.   Length: 42 mins.   Size: 41.4mb

The Wicked-ish Bisch. In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...

Previous episodes

My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 12

12th November 2018.   42 minutes.

A Factory Visit. In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 11

5th November 2018.   41 minutes.

The Meet. Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 10

29th October 2018.   40 minutes.

Clit Talk. Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 9

22nd October 2018.   41 minutes.

Boy, She Can Can. Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 8

15th October 2018.   34 minutes.

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past... and her vagina.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 7

8th October 2018.   35 minutes.

Copier Blues. James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 6

1st October 2018.   36 minutes.

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 5

24th September 2018.   38 minutes.

Turkey Sandwich? Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 4

17th September 2018.   40 minutes.

Zachariah's Magic Wand. Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 3

10th September 2018.   40 minutes.

Cubicle Confessions. More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 2

3rd September 2018.   38 minutes.

Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 1

27th August 2018.   41 minutes.

Dearly Beloved. Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, Belinda Blinked. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno

11th December 2017.   53 minutes.

In this XXXmas edition of the Belinda Blinked saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 15

4th September 2017.   44 minutes.

East Berlin. As Book 3 draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 14

28th August 2017.   38 minutes.

Belinda's Spiral Staircase. After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 13

21st August 2017.   42 minutes.

A Schweinsteiger Afternoon. Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 12

14th August 2017.   38 minutes.

Butch The Sunburnt Kid. Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 11

7th August 2017.   37 minutes.

Cock-A-Doodle-Flew. Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 10

31st July 2017.   36 minutes.

Ken Dewsbury's Cellar.Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 9

24th July 2017.   37 minutes.

Yorkshire. Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.

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Biographies

Jamie Morton is a 28 year-old Director and Editor specialising in digital content. He's directed for brands like Samsung, easyJet, and X Factor and also worked on The Apprentice and for VICE. He also directs James Cooper and Alice Levine's series Neighbours.

James Cooper is a producer and writer across comedy, entertainment and factual genres. With 7 years experience in TV and digital media, he has developed and produced shows for VICE, BBC, ITV and Sky.

Alice Levine joined BBC Radio 1 in January 2013 launching the new ten to midnight Monday - Thursday show with Phil Taggart. In September 2014 Alice launched a new weekend show between 1-4pm. Outside of Radio 1, Alice's music credibility has led to her hosting a range of events including The Barclaycard Mercury Music Sessions for Channel 4 and the Isle Of Wight coverage on Sky Arts.

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