My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno

A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine.

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Published: 16th December 2019.   Length: 41 mins.

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well...

Previous episodes

My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 13

9th December 2019.   0 minutes.

Flight or Fight. In the final chapter of Belinda Blinked 5, Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 12

25th November 2019.   40 minutes.

Two Clits In The Clink. In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 11

18th November 2019.   42 minutes.

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 10

11th November 2019.   0 minutes.

Star Crossed Lovin'. Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 9

4th November 2019.   40 minutes.

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 7

21st October 2019.   41 minutes.

A Gentleman Woof. Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all?

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 6

14th October 2019.   39 minutes.

Clean As A Whistleblower. Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 5

7th October 2019.   37 minutes.

Smiffy. Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 4

30th September 2019.   41 minutes.

Showering Ideas. Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 3

23rd September 2019.   41 minutes.

The Safe House. Belinda and gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 2

16th September 2019.   41 minutes.

'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'. The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her?

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 1

9th September 2019.   46 minutes.

The Aftermath. Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus Belinda Blinked. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 13

19th November 2018.   42 minutes.

The Wicked-ish Bisch. In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 12

12th November 2018.   42 minutes.

A Factory Visit. In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 11

5th November 2018.   41 minutes.

The Meet. Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 10

29th October 2018.   40 minutes.

Clit Talk. Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 9

22nd October 2018.   41 minutes.

Boy, She Can Can. Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 8

15th October 2018.   34 minutes.

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past... and her vagina.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 7

8th October 2018.   35 minutes.

Copier Blues. James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.

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Biographies

Jamie Morton is a 28 year-old Director and Editor specialising in digital content. He's directed for brands like Samsung, easyJet, and X Factor and also worked on The Apprentice and for VICE. He also directs James Cooper and Alice Levine's series Neighbours.

James Cooper is a producer and writer across comedy, entertainment and factual genres. With 7 years experience in TV and digital media, he has developed and produced shows for VICE, BBC, ITV and Sky.

Alice Levine joined BBC Radio 1 in January 2013 launching the new ten to midnight Monday - Thursday show with Phil Taggart. In September 2014 Alice launched a new weekend show between 1-4pm. Outside of Radio 1, Alice's music credibility has led to her hosting a range of events including The Barclaycard Mercury Music Sessions for Channel 4 and the Isle Of Wight coverage on Sky Arts.

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