My Dad Wrote A Porno
A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine.
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Published: 2nd August 2021. Length: 52 mins.
The Winner Takes It All. Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever...
Previous episodes
Series 6, Episode 9
26th July 2021. 44 minutes.
Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance... all because of a tattoo.
Series 6, Episode 8
12th July 2021. 49 minutes.
Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)...
Series 6, Episode 7
5th July 2021. 44 minutes.
HS2. Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin.
Series 6, Episode 6
28th June 2021. 46 minutes.
B;B;B;. Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo.
Series 6, Episode 5
21st June 2021. 45 minutes.
Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues.
Series 6, Episode 4
14th June 2021. 44 minutes.
The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference.
Series 6, Episode 3
7th June 2021. 40 minutes.
Hard As The Rocks. Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing.
Series 6, Episode 2
31st May 2021. 42 minutes.
The Flying Doctor. Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move.
Series 6, Episode 1
24th May 2021. 47 minutes.
Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust. Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, Belinda Blinked, and discover what has become of our eponymous...
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 (Part 2)
14th December 2020. 46 minutes.
In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter It's a Blinkin' Life, Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 (Part 1)
7th December 2020. 49 minutes.
Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4
16th December 2019. 41 minutes.
Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well...
Series 5, Episode 13
9th December 2019. 0 minutes.
Flight or Fight. In the final chapter of Belinda Blinked 5, Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make...
Series 5, Episode 12
25th November 2019. 40 minutes.
Two Clits In The Clink. In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them.
Series 5, Episode 11
18th November 2019. 42 minutes.
Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn...
Series 5, Episode 10
11th November 2019. 0 minutes.
Star Crossed Lovin'. Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots...
Series 5, Episode 9
4th November 2019. 40 minutes.
Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...
Series 5, Episode 8
28th October 2019. 40 minutes.
Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant.
Series 5, Episode 7
21st October 2019. 41 minutes.
A Gentleman Woof. Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all?
Series 5, Episode 6
14th October 2019. 39 minutes.
Clean As A Whistleblower. Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble.
Biographies
Jamie Morton is a 28 year-old Director and Editor specialising in digital content. He's directed for brands like Samsung, easyJet, and X Factor and also worked on The Apprentice and for VICE. He also directs James Cooper and Alice Levine's series Neighbours.
James Cooper is a producer and writer across comedy, entertainment and factual genres. With 7 years experience in TV and digital media, he has developed and produced shows for VICE, BBC, ITV and Sky.
Alice Levine joined BBC Radio 1 in January 2013 launching the new ten to midnight Monday - Thursday show with Phil Taggart. In September 2014 Alice launched a new weekend show between 1-4pm. Outside of Radio 1, Alice's music credibility has led to her hosting a range of events including The Barclaycard Mercury Music Sessions for Channel 4 and the Isle Of Wight coverage on Sky Arts.