A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine.

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Previous Episodes

Series 2, Episode 11

12th September 2016.   38 minutes.

Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty. Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured...

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Series 2, Episode 10

5th September 2016.   42 minutes.

Sir James Pops Up. It's Friday night and Belinda and her 'glee team' are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin...

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Series 2, Episode 9

29th August 2016.   35 minutes.

Motivating The Sales Force. Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own...

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Series 2, Episode 8

22nd August 2016.   37 minutes.

Amsterdam To London Sky High. After an eventful night, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club...

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Series 2, Episode 7

15th August 2016.   49 minutes.

The Countess Zara. Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad... and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel.

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Series 2, Episode 6

8th August 2016.   37 minutes.

Casino Etoile, Amsterdam. The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski...

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Series 2, Episode 5

1st August 2016.   46 minutes.

Goedenavond Peter! It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.

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Series 2, Episode 4

25th July 2016.   35 minutes.

Helga Turns It On. Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...

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Series 2, Episode 3

18th July 2016.   35 minutes.

The Dutchman's Leather Desk. Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks...

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Series 2, Episode 2

11th July 2016.   41 minutes.

Amsterdammmm. Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual...

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Series 2, Episode 1

4th July 2016.   44 minutes.

Ritz Spa Gossip. Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open Belinda Blinked 2. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves...

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Episode 13

21st December 2015.   28 minutes.

Monday Morning 7.45am. Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of Belinda Blinked 1. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will...

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Episode 12

14th December 2015.   27 minutes.

The Duchess Comes Clean. It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of Belinda Blinked. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make...

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Episode 11

7th December 2015.   28 minutes.

The Night Receptionist. Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service...

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Episode 10

30th November 2015.   31 minutes.

Sunday Night 11.55pm. Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...

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Episode 9

23rd November 2015.   28 minutes.

The Horse and Jockey. In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter...

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Episode 8

15th November 2015.   31 minutes.

The Chalet. As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy...

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Episode 7

9th November 2015.   34 minutes.

The Tombola. This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are...

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Episode 6

26th October 2015.   30 minutes.

The Third Client Peter Rouse. This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be...

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Episode 5

2nd November 2015.   31 minutes.

The Second Client Jim Stirling. This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American...

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Biographies

Jamie Morton is a 28 year-old Director and Editor specialising in digital content. He's directed for brands like Samsung, easyJet, and X Factor and also worked on The Apprentice and for VICE. He also directs James Cooper and Alice Levine's series Neighbours.

James Cooper is a producer and writer across comedy, entertainment and factual genres. With 7 years experience in TV and digital media, he has developed and produced shows for VICE, BBC, ITV and Sky.

Alice Levine joined BBC Radio 1 in January 2013 launching the new ten to midnight Monday – Thursday show with Phil Taggart. In September 2014 Alice launched a new weekend show between 1-4pm. Outside of Radio 1, Alice's music credibility has led to her hosting a range of events including The Barclaycard Mercury Music Sessions for Channel 4 and the Isle Of Wight coverage on Sky Arts.