My Dad Wrote A Porno
A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine.
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Series 3, Episode 12
Published: 14th August 2017. Length: 38 mins. Size: 43.6mb
Butch The Sunburnt Kid. Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina.
Previous Episodes
Series 3, Episode 11
7th August 2017. 37 minutes.
Cock-A-Doodle-Flew. Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.
Series 3, Episode 10
31st July 2017. 36 minutes.
Ken Dewsbury's Cellar.Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly.
Series 3, Episode 9
24th July 2017. 37 minutes.
Yorkshire. Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.
Series 3, Episode 8
17th July 2017. 36 minutes.
A F*cking Good Time. Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society...
Series 3, Episode 7
10th July 2017. 41 minutes.
The Chocolate Fountain. Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory...
Series 3, Episode 6
3rd July 2017. 38 minutes.
Mr Claus Bloch. Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course.
Series 3, Episode 5
26th June 2017. 37 minutes.
Accident or Emergency?. After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate...
Series 3, Episode 4
19th June 2017. 42 minutes.
A Topless Ride. Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn...
Series 3, Episode 3
12th June 2017. 38 minutes.
Dinner at the Duke's Table. Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big...
Series 3, Episode 2
5th June 2017. 38 minutes.
Epsom Hall. Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set...
Series 3, Episode 1
29th May 2017. 41 minutes.
London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time. Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions...
Series 2, Episode 17
24th October 2016. 39 minutes.
A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch. Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3?...
Series 2, Episode 16
17th October 2016. 38 minutes.
A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce. Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese...
Series 2, Episode 15
10th October 2016. 43 minutes.
It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within this chapter - and you'll never guess...
Series 2, Episode 14
3rd October 2016. 35 minutes.
Texas, USA. Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there?
Series 2, Episode 13
26th September 2016. 43 minutes.
Up, Up and Away. Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next...
Series 2, Episode 12
19th September 2016. 40 minutes.
The Fitting Bit. Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam...
Series 2, Episode 11
12th September 2016. 38 minutes.
Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty. Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured...
Series 2, Episode 10
5th September 2016. 42 minutes.
Sir James Pops Up. It's Friday night and Belinda and her 'glee team' are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin...
Series 2, Episode 9
29th August 2016. 35 minutes.
Motivating The Sales Force. Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own...
Biographies
Jamie Morton is a 28 year-old Director and Editor specialising in digital content. He's directed for brands like Samsung, easyJet, and X Factor and also worked on The Apprentice and for VICE. He also directs James Cooper and Alice Levine's series Neighbours.
James Cooper is a producer and writer across comedy, entertainment and factual genres. With 7 years experience in TV and digital media, he has developed and produced shows for VICE, BBC, ITV and Sky.
Alice Levine joined BBC Radio 1 in January 2013 launching the new ten to midnight Monday – Thursday show with Phil Taggart. In September 2014 Alice launched a new weekend show between 1-4pm. Outside of Radio 1, Alice's music credibility has led to her hosting a range of events including The Barclaycard Mercury Music Sessions for Channel 4 and the Isle Of Wight coverage on Sky Arts.