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My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno

A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine.

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Published: 18th July 2016.   Length: 35 mins.   Size: 40.4mb

The Dutchman's Leather Desk. Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 2, Episode 2

11th July 2016.   41 minutes.

Amsterdammmm. Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 2, Episode 1

4th July 2016.   44 minutes.

Ritz Spa Gossip. Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open Belinda Blinked 2. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 13

21st December 2015.   28 minutes.

Monday Morning 7.45am. Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of Belinda Blinked 1. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 12

14th December 2015.   27 minutes.

The Duchess Comes Clean. It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of Belinda Blinked. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 11

7th December 2015.   28 minutes.

The Night Receptionist. Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 10

30th November 2015.   31 minutes.

Sunday Night 11.55pm. Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 9

23rd November 2015.   28 minutes.

The Horse and Jockey. In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 8

15th November 2015.   31 minutes.

The Chalet. As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 7

9th November 2015.   34 minutes.

The Tombola. This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 6

26th October 2015.   30 minutes.

The Third Client Peter Rouse. This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 5

2nd November 2015.   31 minutes.

The Second Client Jim Stirling. This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 4

19th October 2015.   30 minutes.

The Maze / The First Client. This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 3

12th October 2015.   29 minutes.

The Regional Sales Meeting. This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 2

5th October 2015.   27 minutes.

The Leather Room. Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Episode 1

5th October 2015.   28 minutes.

The Job Interview. In this first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and...

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Biographies

Jamie Morton is a 28 year-old Director and Editor specialising in digital content. He's directed for brands like Samsung, easyJet, and X Factor and also worked on The Apprentice and for VICE. He also directs James Cooper and Alice Levine's series Neighbours.

James Cooper is a producer and writer across comedy, entertainment and factual genres. With 7 years experience in TV and digital media, he has developed and produced shows for VICE, BBC, ITV and Sky.

Alice Levine joined BBC Radio 1 in January 2013 launching the new ten to midnight Monday – Thursday show with Phil Taggart. In September 2014 Alice launched a new weekend show between 1-4pm. Outside of Radio 1, Alice's music credibility has led to her hosting a range of events including The Barclaycard Mercury Music Sessions for Channel 4 and the Isle Of Wight coverage on Sky Arts.

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