My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno

A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine.

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Published: 14th October 2019.   Length: 39 mins.

Clean As A Whistleblower. Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble.

Previous episodes

My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 5

7th October 2019.   37 minutes.

Smiffy. Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 4

30th September 2019.   41 minutes.

Showering Ideas. Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 3

23rd September 2019.   41 minutes.

The Safe House. Belinda and gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 2

16th September 2019.   41 minutes.

'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'. The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her?

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 5, Episode 1

9th September 2019.   46 minutes.

The Aftermath. Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus Belinda Blinked. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 13

19th November 2018.   42 minutes.

The Wicked-ish Bisch. In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 12

12th November 2018.   42 minutes.

A Factory Visit. In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 11

5th November 2018.   41 minutes.

The Meet. Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 10

29th October 2018.   40 minutes.

Clit Talk. Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 9

22nd October 2018.   41 minutes.

Boy, She Can Can. Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 8

15th October 2018.   34 minutes.

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past... and her vagina.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 7

8th October 2018.   35 minutes.

Copier Blues. James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 6

1st October 2018.   36 minutes.

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 5

24th September 2018.   38 minutes.

Turkey Sandwich? Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 4

17th September 2018.   40 minutes.

Zachariah's Magic Wand. Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 3

10th September 2018.   40 minutes.

Cubicle Confessions. More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 2

3rd September 2018.   38 minutes.

Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 4, Episode 1

27th August 2018.   41 minutes.

Dearly Beloved. Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, Belinda Blinked. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy...

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno

11th December 2017.   53 minutes.

In this XXXmas edition of the Belinda Blinked saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!

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My Dad Wrote A Porno. Image shows from L to R: James Cooper, Jamie Morton, Alice Levine.

Series 3, Episode 15

4th September 2017.   44 minutes.

East Berlin. As Book 3 draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans...

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Biographies

Jamie Morton is a 28 year-old Director and Editor specialising in digital content. He's directed for brands like Samsung, easyJet, and X Factor and also worked on The Apprentice and for VICE. He also directs James Cooper and Alice Levine's series Neighbours.

James Cooper is a producer and writer across comedy, entertainment and factual genres. With 7 years experience in TV and digital media, he has developed and produced shows for VICE, BBC, ITV and Sky.

Alice Levine joined BBC Radio 1 in January 2013 launching the new ten to midnight Monday - Thursday show with Phil Taggart. In September 2014 Alice launched a new weekend show between 1-4pm. Outside of Radio 1, Alice's music credibility has led to her hosting a range of events including The Barclaycard Mercury Music Sessions for Channel 4 and the Isle Of Wight coverage on Sky Arts.

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