Perhaps mindful of the escapades which seem to disrupt every domestic pre-weekend feast, the Goodmans venture out for a Chinese meal. Of course, it could just be something to do with the house containing expensively cleansed carpeting, and a piano being fixed by a laconic tuner (played by Liam O'Carroll of Father Ted's "Mr Bean audiobook" fame). Still, surely nothing will prevent Martin from achieving his dream of crispy duck deliciousness - not familial infidelity, not blazing bathtubs, nothing. Will it?