Is there a more iconic British pastime than the pub? For generations, people have graced their favourite watering holes with their friends and loved ones, and shared cherished memories over a drink and a bite to eat. But times have changed, and technology has destroyed the very foundation of our favourite establishments, with buzzers replacing good old fashioned customer service. Don't you dare enjoy yourself until the buzzer tells you to.
Government sources have told Broken News that the media is obsessed with tittle-tattle about minor issues such as societal collapse. Number 10 has urged the country to pull together, to consider the more important implications of celebrity affairs.
