When you embark on an epic quest with the most valuable item in the land, it's good to plan efficiently. As the Fellowship of the Ring embarks towards Mordor with the One Ring, one of the party takes it upon themselves to ask for some help from their local cab company.
Before becoming one of the world's most evil statesmen, even Adolf Hitler was just an ordinary young man looking for love. But how does this psychopath fare in one on one conversation when he meets the young, lovely Eva Braun for the first time?
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