3 mins, 33 secs
Two idiots raised a pigeon during lockdown. They've made a comedy music video in the style of disgraced rap-rave group Die Antwoord. Aping the deliberately childish and purile aesthetic of the band, it features slow-motion dog humping, bird-feeder bongs and a very friendly pigeon called Perry.
John really really doesn't want to go back to the office...