Bert's House

Step inside the 'delightful' abode of Dunedin Guest House, run by tight fisted but kind-hearted Bert. It would be his seaside paradise, if it weren't for all the guests. The paper might be hanging off the walls, the roof may spring the odd leak, and the bar selection is definitely questionable, but with his handy assistant (and unrequited love) Emily by his side, Bert's house could be a Bed & Breakfast on the brink of a great love story.

But with the arrival of pesky guests and a new employee to juggle, Bert needs to keep his wits about him - what are the Robinsons up to? Is Jane really who she says she is? And why is Mr Stevens such a twat?

Come inside for this hilarious, sea‑side-splitting comedy on its debut tour from On The Shore, written by and starring award‑winning comedian Lou Chawner.

2024 dates

Royal & Derngate - Northampton - 29th Feb and 1st March
Headgate Theatre - Colchester - March 4th and 5th
Core Theatre - Corby - March 7th and 8th
Macready Theatre Rugby - March 9th
Salford Arts Theatre - March 12th and 13th
Blue Orange Theatre Birmingham - March 14th and 15th

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