Here's a genius idea from Not My Audience host, comedian Ollie Horn. His Tweet probably explains it all...

In case you can't see the picture, each of the 1,000 pens he's ordered bear the legend "Prince Andrew Fan Club".

Not My Audience! The Comedy Show You Control! is at The Three Sisters at 7pm from 4th to 28th August (not 15th). EdFringe.com