You've been trying to work on your coolness. Maybe you would be more interesting if you were an orphan. Maybe you should get kidnapped or fall into a coma. Maybe if you knew about sex and didn't have eczema you'd have more friends. You are 13 years old and you don't want casserole for dinner. You want to know everything, you want to be famous and call your mum a bitch, is that too much to ask? Yellow Corners is a one-woman show but not because she doesn't have any friends (they were just really busy).

Strong language/swearing.